Young gay student trying to connect with drive-by cocktease:
When you rode by in your friend's black SUV screaming "HEY FAGGOT!" out the window over and over again, I just didn't have the time to catch your digits. You were the sexy gent with the double chin, soul patch, and A's cap (red on black--so EDGY, dude! Way to go!). I was the one crossing Oxford street at Center, sporting the pair of very gay powder-blue Marc Jacobs jeans and a black newsboy cap. I'd like to congratulate you on your genius intuition and take you up on your tacit invitation. I'm an experienced cocksucker here, and rest assured it doesn't make you gay if YOU'RE the one doing the facefucking.
My interests include bears, twinks, jocks, nipple play, happy endings, mansmells, daddies, sons, straight dudes, married dudes, mannish ladies, CBT, mild to wild, no PNP, 420 friendly, safe only. LIMP BIZKIT LOOKALIKES TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!!!!!!! You're perfect, bro. Hit me back!
P.S. Let's do this at your place.
My interests include bears, twinks, jocks, nipple play, happy endings, mansmells, daddies, sons, straight dudes, married dudes, mannish ladies, CBT, mild to wild, no PNP, 420 friendly, safe only. LIMP BIZKIT LOOKALIKES TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!!!!!!! You're perfect, bro. Hit me back!
P.S. Let's do this at your place.