Because they are funny
Bushisms:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee- that says, Fool me once, shame on- shame on you. Fool me- you can't get fooled again."
~Nashville, Tennessee; September 17th, 2002
"The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean, I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."
~CBS News; February 25, 2000
"There's an old saying in Tennessee- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee- that says, Fool me once, shame on- shame on you. Fool me- you can't get fooled again."
~Nashville, Tennessee; September 17th, 2002
"The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean, I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating."
~CBS News; February 25, 2000