И о весёлом

[_paulina_]

Русский турист писает под оградой Букингемского дворца. Диалог его (R) с полицейским (P):

P: - Sir, this is Central London!
R: - I've fucked your London!
P: - This is the Buckingham Palace!
R: - I've fucked your palace!
P: - This is the residence of our Queen!
R: - I've fucked your queen!
P: - I am sorry, Your Majesty!