Okay I'll do it for reals
1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into.
Another claustrophobic person.
2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
Self-guilt
3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
Armada
4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
I don't anymore, but when I did, it was my electric razor (now broken) or my hair dryer
5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course?
BALLS, LOTS OF BALLS
6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy?
Sweet lovin'
7-Name something you walk on?
My underlings and subordinates, like the scum they are
8-Name a place where you see nervous people:
Abortion clinics. But those are fetuses
9-Name something that can be cherry flavored?
Cherries, duh
10-Complete this phrase: "I'll never forget my first _____" ????
five-way
11-Name another word for "Dad":
Pappy
12-Name another word for "Mom"
Tha Real O.G.
13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
nights a week set aside for having sex
14-What is the first part of a person's body to lose the war with gravity?
Feet.
15-Name something that is sold by the bunch?
Anything if you get it at Costco
16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
Twelve.
17-Name something you'd find on a kitchen table:
Parents having sex
18-Name something that rhymes with "d i z z y":
Snoop to the Dizzy
19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year's Eve?
A nonpositive number
20 -Name something you'd see in a prison:?
Buttrape.
21-Name a month with 31 days?
Februober
22-Name an occupation where you might work all night?
Hospital janitor