fuck bellsouth and the amish

Jan 30, 2005 20:58

havent been online for a while. at first it was like "hey this isnt so bad." then i turned on the tv and rosie o donnel "happened" to be on so i vomited and felt sick and my palms started to get sweaty, and i started getting an asthma attack, while trying to gasp for air i motioned towards my inhaler on the table but i accidently picked up a knife blade first so it cut my hand so i ran into the kitchen for some paper towels but i tripped over the remote control and fell on to the tile floor like a rag doll.

i kinda laid there for quite some time.

'so.

i stayed after school friday, had a dandy time.
jimmy's birthday extravaganza was pretty awesome

me marco and tom were stuck in the bathroom for quite some time.
so josh had to pay for our meals.

but i paid josh back.

marco spent the night.
ping pong fest!

the low part of the night was watching bill and ted's excellent adventure.

but ted was played by keanu reeves.
and watching him play this stoner kid got me all depressed.
because wtf, its neo, not ted.

districts the next day.
i never messed up a piece so bad in a performance ever.
i was just playing the winter wind or w/e, it was fine then i started to phase off
like. we were in wellington, so i thought "horses"
and when i thought about horses i thought about ponies, which cowboys like to ride
and cowboys, are ninjas sworn enemies.
so i freaked out in the middle of the performance and lost my fingering
my palms started to get sweaty again, then the image of rosie o donnel appeared in my mine once again
so i fell over and died.

lets see, saturday night, my mean family picked up albert and i and went to rebecca's party.

the dancing was pretty good. i didnt do the mating dance due to the possibility of chaos.

cuddling next to the bon fire was interesting.

so was peeing in the woods.

fucking,

i dont know what to say anymore.
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