I put the ass in class

May 30, 2006 23:13

If I eat another honey - filled italian hard candy, my teeth will spontaneously disintegrate. Then I can get those platinum caps. Hellz yeah. Line up, young womens... I intend to besmooch you.

So I'm back in action. And by action I mean inaction, lethargy, the muscle - atrophying internetsmanship on LJ I've been practicing on and off for like...two years now. I decided to come back generally on an impulse, though other suggestive themes led me, most notably my need (not desire), need to put some shit behind me. It's taking way too long, I have things to do.

On the topic of cures, it's time for a move. Now I'm trying to imagine my neurotic self in a place where people are healthy, laid back, and not perpetually tied up in knots. Either I will unwind and find the environment that lets me be myself, creative or not, or I'll skip right back to endure days of elevator boners and tattooed graphic designer / DJ / skater / electropop midwest transplants and their ironic t shirts. Not to mention their perfect taste in all things music, film, and art. See, its an M16, painted PINK, with a picture of CHARLES BRONSON! So fucking dope, right?
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