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1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name:
Princess Consuela BananaHammock
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead (hopefully they're at least alive in the fantasy).
johnny depp and brad pitt
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Bangarang!
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What do you get and Where?
as long as its going to be free, ill get an entire back piece, probably some scenes from the chronicles of narnia
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?:
jimmy buffett- jolly mon sing
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?:
washington
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?:
england so i dont have to learn a new language
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?:
angels and demons i guess, but choosing a best book is like choosing a favorite child
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose:
blazing saddles
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal.
What bird?
emu
What insect?
firefly
What mammal?
monkey
11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you most like to relive?
17
12. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present.
1967
14. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
bradley nowell
15. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?:
family double dare
16. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?:
something that helps cancer kids or whatever
17. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?:
slurp
18. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
fuck no
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Part 1: The Birth of You
here we go
Were you the first?: last for my dad, second to last for my mom
Who was present at your birth?: probably a doctor and my mom and dad
Were your parents married when you were born?: yes
What is your birthdate?: july 10, 1985 (39 more days!)
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?: theyre ok
Are your parents married? divorced? separated?
divorced and remarried
Siblings or an only child?:
2 brothers, one sister
What are your siblings names?:
jason, kevin, lauren
Which parent do you get along with best?:
my dad i guess
What do you fight about?:
everything
Do you have step parents?:
two of them
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: i have a couple very good friends, nobody that id call a best friend though
Who are your best friends?:
tabby and dave and mike and tim
What do you like to do when you are together?
smoke weed mostly
Do you share the same interests?: somewhat
Which friend can you tell anything to?:
tabby
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: its ok
Do you get depressed about things easily?: no
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?: introvert probably
Are you happy?: yes
Do you live life to the fullest?: probably not
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look? not really
What would you change about your appearance if you could?: theres a LOT of things i would change
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?: i have a quadruple belly piercing but im letting three of them close up
Describe your hair?
shoulder legnth, curlyish, brown, frizzy, ugly
What make-up do you wear?:
cover up and mascara
How do you dress?
jeans and a shirt usually
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?: i dont think so
What did you use to love that you no longer do?: playing house
Do you have the same friends?: i barely talk to them
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: i saw my gradparents having sex once
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?: to be self sufficient and self employed
Are you scared of growing old?: YES
Do you want to get married? yes
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: indoors
What is your favorite season: i love summer
Favorite weather? rainy
Do you like walking in the rain?: not really
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian? nope
What is your favorite food?: chimichangas
What food makes you want to gag?: fish
What is your favorite dessert?: half baked
What is your favorite restaurant?: the melting pot
Are you a fussy eater? no, i barely eat
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: taken by my love
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?: kevin ryan o'dea
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: it is spectacular
Do you believe in love at first sight?: depends on what you're looking at
Part 11: Experiences:
What was one of your greatest experiences? new orleans
What was one of your worst? when my parents found out i had sex
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: no
Have you ever suffered from depression?: no
THE ULTIMATE L0VE SURVEY
How many times can you honestly say you've been in love? twice but only once did it last so the first time may not have been real
Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? no
Do you think that you should become friends with someone first? eh, either way is fine
Have you ever had your heart broken? indeed
What do you think about long-distance relationships? it SUCKS!
Your thoughts on online relationships? gay
Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger? hah, been there, done that
Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? yeah
Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"? no
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt & you cried? yes
How many kids do you want to have? 3ish
Do you usually fall for a wrong guy/girl or the right guy/girl? i dont know. right now i fell for the right one
What is your favorite color?
pink and green
What are your views on gay marriages? i love gays and i love marraige and i love gay marraige
Have you ever broken someone's heart? i think i have
Have you ever given or been given roses? my honey just gave me roses last week :-)
What is your all time favorite romance movie?
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Is remarriage betrayal? no
At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex? 4th grade when i got a crush on brandon o'malley
What song do you want played as you walk down the aisle? im still working on that one
Are most high school kids infatuated or in love? probably infatuated
Who was your first love? johnny in preschool
What's the longest you've ever liked someone? i dont know, a couple years probably
Would you give up everything for love? maybe
Will your life be incomplete without love?
probably
What do you notice first in a guy/girl?: shoes and hair
What do you like most about your crush/love? how well he knows me and his loving kisses and how much he cares about me and protects me and how he knows exactly what i like and what i want and well, i could go on and on. i love him to death!
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1.You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?
hersheys bar with almonds and some water
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
sea turtle
3. Who's your favorite Redhead?
i dont know any redheads
4. What do you order when you're at an IHOP?
uh, pancakes?
5. Last book you read?
reading the sixth harry potter right now
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend's list?
yes
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
red with a special word written on the ass
8. Describe the last time you were injured:
i burned myself at work today
9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck with?
kevin!
10. Are there any odd things that make you feel uncomfortable?
i dont know
11. Are there any weird things that turn you on?
yeah but only kevin knows about them
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
me and my honey
13. Soda?
coca cola
14. Flavor of pudding?
i dont like pudding
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
black wife beater
16. Prescription medication?
zero, unless you count birth control
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
that thing that mr garrison invented on south park where you have the thing in your butt and in your mouth
18. How many people are on your friends list?
i dont know
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
all of them
20. What are you listening to right now?
sublime
21. Most recent movie you've watched in a theater?
just my luck
22. If you invent one thing, what would it be?
a teleporter
23. Name a teacher you had the hots for.
i never had a crush on a teacher
24. What's your favorite town?
plantation!
25. Favorite kind of cake?
carrot cake
26. What's the first word that comes to mind right now?
stomach
28. Who got you to join Myspace?
i dont remember
29. What did you have for dinner LAST NIGHT?
mcdonalds
32. What's the last thing you said out loud?
bye honey
33. Look to your left, what do you see?
a picture of me and kevin
34. Who is the last person who spent $100 on you?
kevin probably
35. What do you think about Emily?
shes my wife and i love her
36. When was your last kiss?
when kevin left
37. What's the last piece of clothing you bought?
a shirt that says "im a fucking genius"
38. Go into your text message log on your phone... the last one
you texted?
im about to be at work, ill call you later
39. If you could be alone with anyone and a bottle of baby-oil right now who would it be?
kevin but well skip the baby oil
39 more days...