Spring Semester '06-Part I
This first day back was pretty cool. I feel really good about myself. I saw Demetri (girl I went to high school with) and Wendy (chick from last semester's algebra)....got her phone number, and I met some cool new people in my Human Sexuality class. I'm making friends, and people actually remembered me from last semester!!
I had Intro to Algebra first this morning. 8:30 is way too got damn early. But, this teacher is pretty cool. He seems fun, likes to make jokes. He's extremely dorky, but whatever. He's still exciting and shit....so hopefully the fun environment will work in my favor.
There was this chick in there. Oh my God, I don't know her name, but it doesn't matter because I'm just gonna call her "Frigid Bitch." The teacher was up there making little jokes and shit, they at least deserve a damn chuckle. This bitch.....nothing, not the slightest smile. I mean, I know it's 8:30 in the morning, but at least try to be happy....it ain't like you have much of a choice but to be here if you ever want to graduate college. And, she was just lookin' around and everyone laughing like "Ewwww....what's wrong with these people?" Fuck you bitch, I'm gonna make the best of this opportunity and I'm gonna try my best to have a little fun, so get the fuck outta my face with those up and down looks. Fuck the fuck outta you. Ugh....
I went to my Human Sexuality class.....damn, that class is gonna be so interesting. The first thing he had us do was get in pairs and define the word "sex." And, as expected, "sex" is a lot of things. I mean, people never think about it. But, the word really has infinte definitions. We came up with shit like "gender" "intercourse" "intimacy" "bond" "identity" "addiction" "pleasure" "reproduction." All kinds of shit. And, I got to partner up with a hot guy called Josh. FUCK YEAH!!
After class one of the students I was talking to earlier in the class went up to the teacher and asked about the sexuality of an autistic person....he didn't know much about it, but I came up and started telling her about Patrick and his sexuality. The desire for sexual contact and arousal is there. I said "He masturbates like everyone else." I think she and I are really gonna get along, her name is Alex....she seems very open-minded and cool.
We have to do research papers and analysises (sp?) of sex in the media, magazines...things like that. We have to turn in little paragraphs about our sexual values and opinions on certain topics.
This is gonna be a fun fucking class.
I started reading Bridget Jones' Diary today inbetween classes. Have any of you read that book? Holy shit guys....it's fucking great. Bridget Jones is so fucking me...the weight thing, "How do you gain 4 pounds overnight?!" the dealing with the single life. I swear, "emotional fuckwittage"--to describe a guys issues with not wanting to be a relationship with me--is now a word I have added to my vocabulary. I already so fucking love that damn book. Gonna be one of my favorites....
He's Just Not That Into You Daily Wake-Up Call
"Let's call cheating what it is: A complete betrayal of trust."
I had Intro to Algebra first this morning. 8:30 is way too got damn early. But, this teacher is pretty cool. He seems fun, likes to make jokes. He's extremely dorky, but whatever. He's still exciting and shit....so hopefully the fun environment will work in my favor.
There was this chick in there. Oh my God, I don't know her name, but it doesn't matter because I'm just gonna call her "Frigid Bitch." The teacher was up there making little jokes and shit, they at least deserve a damn chuckle. This bitch.....nothing, not the slightest smile. I mean, I know it's 8:30 in the morning, but at least try to be happy....it ain't like you have much of a choice but to be here if you ever want to graduate college. And, she was just lookin' around and everyone laughing like "Ewwww....what's wrong with these people?" Fuck you bitch, I'm gonna make the best of this opportunity and I'm gonna try my best to have a little fun, so get the fuck outta my face with those up and down looks. Fuck the fuck outta you. Ugh....
I went to my Human Sexuality class.....damn, that class is gonna be so interesting. The first thing he had us do was get in pairs and define the word "sex." And, as expected, "sex" is a lot of things. I mean, people never think about it. But, the word really has infinte definitions. We came up with shit like "gender" "intercourse" "intimacy" "bond" "identity" "addiction" "pleasure" "reproduction." All kinds of shit. And, I got to partner up with a hot guy called Josh. FUCK YEAH!!
After class one of the students I was talking to earlier in the class went up to the teacher and asked about the sexuality of an autistic person....he didn't know much about it, but I came up and started telling her about Patrick and his sexuality. The desire for sexual contact and arousal is there. I said "He masturbates like everyone else." I think she and I are really gonna get along, her name is Alex....she seems very open-minded and cool.
We have to do research papers and analysises (sp?) of sex in the media, magazines...things like that. We have to turn in little paragraphs about our sexual values and opinions on certain topics.
This is gonna be a fun fucking class.
I started reading Bridget Jones' Diary today inbetween classes. Have any of you read that book? Holy shit guys....it's fucking great. Bridget Jones is so fucking me...the weight thing, "How do you gain 4 pounds overnight?!" the dealing with the single life. I swear, "emotional fuckwittage"--to describe a guys issues with not wanting to be a relationship with me--is now a word I have added to my vocabulary. I already so fucking love that damn book. Gonna be one of my favorites....
He's Just Not That Into You Daily Wake-Up Call
"Let's call cheating what it is: A complete betrayal of trust."