You Might Be A Redneck If....
If you spend your Friday night around a campfire, knocking back beers and sharing UFO-sighting stories. Then your cousins come home from hunting and you skin a deer, all the while making jokes about it's cold, dead balls.
Last last was my Uncle Ron's birthday, and that was my night. It doesn't get much more redneck than that, folks. It was fucking great!
He's Just Not That Into You Daily Wake-Up Call
"I know. Every two weeks, once a month, seeing someone, having a little love and affection may help you get through the day or the week or the month--but will it help you get through a lifetime?"
Last last was my Uncle Ron's birthday, and that was my night. It doesn't get much more redneck than that, folks. It was fucking great!
He's Just Not That Into You Daily Wake-Up Call
"I know. Every two weeks, once a month, seeing someone, having a little love and affection may help you get through the day or the week or the month--but will it help you get through a lifetime?"