"....I Would Fuck" Series- Volume 2
5.
Jay Gatsby from The Great Gatsby
Gatsby is absolutely charming....he's rich, lives right near a lake, and he will do anything for the woman he loves. He seems like he would be one of those types who would be totally dedicated to pleasing his woman, and not even worrying about his own pleasure. I like that a lot.
4.
Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter
As I've said many times, I will take a sense of humor over looks any day. I deserve both, but if I had to choose.....sense of humor all the fucking way. Fred and George may not be that hot....but they're absolutely hilarious! Plus, if I fuck them, I get my threesome. Hell yeah!
3.
Achilles from The Iliad
Achilles is the only one on this thing who might have actually been a real person. But, the all purposes, he was the character in a book....so he's fucking going here. Achilles is a man doomed from birth, so, he'd be a one-night stand.....spring fling kinda guy. But damn, I bet he could put it down! The man can do all sorts of things with his body....on the battlefield he can pull of moves that will kill any other man. You think it would be any different in the bedroom? ;)
2.
Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice
Mr. Darcy is the epitome of a good man. He's handsome, smart, witty, rich, generous, sweet, loving and loyal. I, being that Mr. Darcy is a gentlemen, would have to be married to him before I could sleep with him. But hell, he's defintely worth the wait. To be mistress of Pemberley and be the wife of an absolutely gorgeous and loving man? I'd wait my whole life for that.
*drum roll* And the #1 literary character I would fuck is....
1.
Rhett Butler from Gone With The Wind
RHETT BUTLER!! Awww.....that man....
LOL, I'm sorry, but he can rape me anytime he wants! No wonder Scarlett is so got damn happy the morning after the infamous "rape scene." Hehehe...no really. Rhett Butler is exactly the type of man I like. Rough around the edges....but deep down he's really a softy. He's adventurous by nature, so it's only logical he'd be adventurous in the bedroom as well. He seems like he would be so smooth.....so gentle, yet rough. This gentleness, mixed with raw animal passion....that's the only way I can describe it. Me having had sex with someone like this..with the gentle, raw passion made me appreciate Rhett all the more. And, that's defintely who my most recent ex reminds me of. My favorite line of Rhett's is "No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how." I LOVE THAT LINE!! Rhett understands women a lot more than most men do. He knows what we need, what we want....and he's pleased to give it to us all the way. Having been with a man like Rhett before, I would so defintely have sex with Rhett if ever given the chance. I can't wait to find another man like Rhett....god, I need that.
LOL, and I know all the above books have been made into movies....it's not my fault, it's just pure coincidence that I choose those characters. It did make it easier to find good pictures though.
What literary characters would you fuck?