who stole the cookies from the cookie jar??
so i'm sitting in history, and i'm just amazed at how bored i am. i thought about the strangest and most random things, and payed no attention to what was happening in class. the few times that i did, this is what i heard the teacher say:
- "If i was a musician and sold my music to 1% of the population in China, I'd go double-platinum, so that's why the US wanted to market their products in China."
- "The reason why ugly guys end up with cute girls is because they make their moves when the girl is down, just as the US did with the Philippines."
oh, i also remember this one from earlier in the school year:
- "George Washington and Thomas Jefferson are from Virginia, as well as Missy Elliot and Timbaland."
man, my teacher's whack.