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Oct 27, 2008 22:57

all I do with my life is read literary theory and write a billion papers!

the most beautiful boy in Boston comes into my work and I remember his drink but let's face it. I only remember it because he's the most beautiful boy in Boston. I totally wanted to say "hey I only remember your drink because you're a total boner jam" but I can't decide if that would maybe scare him away.

in the same vein, the most beautiful GIRL in Boston comes into my store and she has the douchiest hipster boyfriend in the world. no seriously. he wears fucking IRRIDICULOUS huge glasses and has an ironic mustache and skinny jeans and wow. get a little more stereotypical, guy.

once he came in and I was my usual ray of sunshine self: "HEY. how are you? what can I get for you?"
his reply: "JUST getting cookies. JUST GETTING COOKIES."
but she the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen probably and she likes Isis and she talks to me.
which is cool because I have three friends here.
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