And this is why I read the news...

Jun 23, 2005 16:02

Link to kick ass manliness

He is my new idol, and who I aspire to become. The fact that he has my first name (or rather, I have his), and his last name begins with two freaking capital 'M's is inspiration enough.

I will make a movie about this man. However, it will not end with his friend finishing the leopard off with a machete... It will end with Daniel M'Mburugu looking into the beast's eyes, taking the torn out tongue, and consuming it right then and there to gain the animal's strength. Perhaps some sort of final howl or other empowering event to show Daniel's transformation from man into Legend.

And in other news, I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself at work. I can see I am following in his footsteps already. Go me.
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