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Clark: "Lois. What are you up to?"
Lois: "Oh, y'know, just juggling deadlines like I'm trying out for 'Cirque du Soleil' What about you? You look like you have a few pins in the air yourself."
Clark: "Just making sure I don't drop any assignments. [ ... ] Hello."
Oh dear GOD. The way he says "hello". *melts*
Lois: "Y'know, since we started seeing each other we never really... see each other. Maybe we should... stop and smell the roses."
Clark: "I know where we can find some. Across the street, romantic cafe."
Lois: "I see a table for two in our future."
Lois: "Who's the femme fatel?"
Clark: "Assignment I can't put off"
Lois: "Guess we should just hit the pause button on our rose rendezvous."
Clark: "Thanks. I'm sorry."
Lois: "It's fine. No problem, Smallville. Go win a Pulitzer."
Zod: "Why don't you go back to saving humans, Kal-El."
Zod: "Someone is hunting us and we can't defend ourselves because you will not give us our powers."
Clark: "I told you before I can't just give them to you."
Zod: "And you made sure to seal our fate by burning down my tower."
Zod: "Think of me what you will. But know that because of your actions, our people's blood is on your hands."
Chisholm: "Miss Lane? I'm Dr. Bernard Chisholm. Forgive me for being so forward but I have a news story I think you should hear."
Lois: "Sorry, doc. You just got me on a night where work is the last thing I wanna think about."
Chisholm: "It will make your career. Aliens are living among us."
Lois: "Okay. Tell you what, pall. The next time you want to give a hot tip to a reporter just... try an envelope and a 44 pence stamp. Okay."
Chisholm: "I did. Dozens of time, infact."
Lois: "Well considering your story is alien angle, those letters probably never made it of the wacko pile."
Chisholm: "I can prove my claims. I've captured some of them. They're under lock and key at a safe location outside the city. Come with me, Miss Lane. I'll show you. Help me spread the word, together we will defend the human race."
Lois: "You're very convincing. I just need to call my editor and let him know I'm following a hot lead. [ ... ] Damn cellphone. Never a signal when you need one. Just... I'm gonna try out there. Stay here, kay? Don't go anywhere. [ ... ] [on phone] Never mind, false alarm."
Chisholm: "I hoped you'd enlist to fight our war, but I guess you'll have to be drafted."
Lois: "Listen, Agent Mulder? I will write your X-Files expose. But I'm telling you, no one will believe it."
l;kjsafh;glh;dsfh X-FILES REFERENCE FOR. THE. WIN.
Lois: "Okay, buddy. You just went from creepy critter to full blown nut job. You need to get that girl out of that zip lock and turn off the deep freeze, now."
Chisholm: "You're not appreciating the magnitude of my discovery, Miss Lane. It's an alien!"
Chisholm: "Look what they did to me."
Lois: "Oh my God."
Lois: "Wait. You're doing this to her because she saved your life? You should be thanking her, not turning her onto a popsicle!"
[ ... ]
Chisholm: "The invasion has begun, Miss Lane, and it's our job to save mankind."
Zod: "Hey, four eyes. Help out a visually impaired compadre?"
Lois: "Look, Chisholm, if you're trying to freak me out you've already won the scream award. There's no need for an encore. [ ... ] Zod. How did you end up in my nightmare on psycho street?"
Zod: "I'm with the FBI. We've been watching Chisholm for a while."
Zod: "Vala. What has this monster done to you?"
Lois: "Agent Zod! Come on, wake up. Listen to my voice. Come on."
Zod: "You're alive."
Lois: "I'm glad to see you are too, G-Man."
Zod: "Chisholm will be back."
Lois: Don't worry. I won't leave until your FBI back up gets here."
Zod: "Why would you do that? You don't know me."
Lois: "It's what Clark would do."
Zod: "Lois. Back up isn't coming. So you need to help that girl and you need to get out of here. You save yourself. Go!"
Chisholm: "Where'd she go?"
Chisholm: "You're one of them! Worse than I ever thought. They, are everywhere. You've infiltrated our world! But you will NOT win. You don't belong on this planet. Your invasion stops now."
Clark: "You're gonna be all right. [ ... ] Zod."
Zod: "You're gonna get what you wanted. I'll never see the sun rise on your planet again."
Clark: "My father's last wish was to save your life."
Zod: "It's what I'd expect from Jorl-El."
Zod: "Kal-El. You can't save me."
Clark: "Zod. Zod!"
Clark: "Welcome back."
Lois: [on phone] "Lab please. I need a blood sample analysed."
[ ... ]
Clark: "Lois, what are you doing here? The first thing the doctor said when you got released from Met Gen was to take it easy."
Lois: "No time, Smallville. I got Randall to let me pen my 'Silence of the Lambs' remake. The bummer is, the support cast didn't show up to send. Our icy ingenue refused treatment at Met Gen and left no contact info."
Clark: "Maybe she wanted to see her own physician."
Lois: "What about Zod? Both the FBI field office and DC head quarters said they have no record of him."
Clark: "Of course. That's because Zod works deep cover. The FBI would never admit that he works there, it's top secret. That's why I didn't tell you he was an agent."
Lois: "That's the thing about heroes. No matter how brightly you shine the light on them, they always wanna stay in the shadows. Still, something doesn't quite add up."
Lois: "You're hiding something, Smallville. Some other earth shattering detail about Zod?"
Clark: "You want full disclosure? Great. It's a two way street. You're gonna have to tell me what you're hiding in your desk drawer."
Lois: “Touché, Mr. Kent.”
Lois: "Why don't we both just agree that a little mystery is good for the romance. [ ... ] You first."
Clark: "Lois I should uh-"
Lois "Follow up on an assignment? See you on the front page, ace."
Zod: "I trust Lois is well."
Clark: "Thanks to you. She told me what happened. You saved her."
Zod: "Well she did a great job of protecting me too. I can see why you care for her."
Zod: "When your enemy becomes your saviour, your paradigm shifts. How did you know your blood would cure me?"
Clark: "I didn't. It must have cured you because you're Kryptonian like me."
Zod: "I am better. Because I was wrong about you. You do care about the Kandorians and when you saved my life I realised that... I could trust you.
Clark: "Together we'll make sure that our people can call earth their new home."
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