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Feb 04, 2006 22:11

these last two haven't been mine

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I Don't Think That The Dog Is Made Out Of Wood And Cheese anonymous February 4 2006, 22:18:47 UTC
So, once I tried to stab this donkey. I got the biggest knife I knew about, the big butcher knife in the drawer in the kitchen, the drawer underneath the coffee maker and just to the right of the toaster. It was a large, well-used Chinese cooking knife, razor sharp. It was also shaped like a butcher knife, and, if you've ever seen a butcher knife, you know that it's kind of hard to stab somebody with a butcher knife:


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Re: I Don't Think That The Dog Is Made Out Of Wood And Cheese _oldbathwater_ February 4 2006, 23:36:06 UTC
who the fuck is this?

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Re: I Don't Think That The Dog Is Made Out Of Wood And Cheese avacados_n_pie February 5 2006, 00:25:44 UTC
You know for some strange reson this story looks familiar, could the link be a virus?

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Re: I Don't Think That The Dog Is Made Out Of Wood And Cheese _oldbathwater_ February 5 2006, 00:31:31 UTC
it's just a picture on the link

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Re: I Don't Think That The Dog Is Made Out Of Wood And Cheese chuthulupenguin February 5 2006, 12:33:13 UTC
Whoever it is, they don't seem to know the difference between a chinese cooking knife and a meat cleaver.

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I Do Know The Difference. anonymous February 5 2006, 16:17:12 UTC
It's just that my nostrils got in the way, and then Leroy punched that hooker and we had to leave.

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Re: I Don't Think That The Dog Is Made Out Of Wood And Cheese filmedasuicide February 6 2006, 12:15:13 UTC
Ahahaha.
0wned.

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I Am The Alpha And The Omega. anonymous February 5 2006, 16:18:13 UTC
I am both the Giver and the Taker. I Spit and I Swallow.

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Re: I Am The Alpha And The Omega. lucid_dreamer_0 February 5 2006, 19:04:24 UTC
Spit AND swallow! Damn you must be really popular around the frat houses.

Yay for crude comments.

And hey hey hey, you didnt say ANYTHING about a hooker, all I see is stuff about a stripper. Hey man at least get your stories straight. Was it a hooker? Was it a stripper? These facts are VERY vital in drawing up a realistic conclusion to your story.

Yay for smart ass, fake critizism.

Yay for not knowing how to spell Criticism.

Ok I'm done.

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