I Don't Think That The Dog Is Made Out Of Wood And Cheese
anonymous
February 4 2006, 22:18:47 UTC
So, once I tried to stab this donkey. I got the biggest knife I knew about, the big butcher knife in the drawer in the kitchen, the drawer underneath the coffee maker and just to the right of the toaster. It was a large, well-used Chinese cooking knife, razor sharp. It was also shaped like a butcher knife, and, if you've ever seen a butcher knife, you know that it's kind of hard to stab somebody with a butcher knife:
Re: I Am The Alpha And The Omega.lucid_dreamer_0February 5 2006, 19:04:24 UTC
Spit AND swallow! Damn you must be really popular around the frat houses.
Yay for crude comments.
And hey hey hey, you didnt say ANYTHING about a hooker, all I see is stuff about a stripper. Hey man at least get your stories straight. Was it a hooker? Was it a stripper? These facts are VERY vital in drawing up a realistic conclusion to your story.
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0wned.
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Yay for crude comments.
And hey hey hey, you didnt say ANYTHING about a hooker, all I see is stuff about a stripper. Hey man at least get your stories straight. Was it a hooker? Was it a stripper? These facts are VERY vital in drawing up a realistic conclusion to your story.
Yay for smart ass, fake critizism.
Yay for not knowing how to spell Criticism.
Ok I'm done.
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