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Tom was doing prank calls, today. He's goddamn hilarious, and probably the MOST hilarious person I've met. He wasn't at all giggly and stuff when he called. He was completely calm, and in his deep manly voice, spoke:
Him: "Good evening sir or madam, we're [he never specified who "we're" was, but they didn't seem to care] conducting a survey, and we're going to be asking you a few questions. Do you have a mere five minutes to spare? It'll take no longer."
Her: -not audible, but we're just going to assume it's an acceptance, as he continues to speak.-
Him: "Now, when you roll a ball on your desk.. well, name an object on your desk."
He continues to ask the most unusual questions, sending the entire bus into fits of laughter. Five minutes later, after she had actually answered all the questions..
Him: "Ma'am, we just got you with a Steve & Maria phoney phone prank call, so.."
Her: "OH MY GOD!" -laughs and screams very hard-
Phil: "HAHA, GOOD ONE, STEVE!"
Him: "Thank you for participating, and be sure to stay tuned to hear this played tomorrow morning!"
Phil: "YOU WIN NOTHING!"
-hangs up-
..well, it was funny at the time.
Ok, I won't post any more prank phone calls. Nude pictures? Harper Lee book quotes?
FUCK YOU!
Him: "Good evening sir or madam, we're [he never specified who "we're" was, but they didn't seem to care] conducting a survey, and we're going to be asking you a few questions. Do you have a mere five minutes to spare? It'll take no longer."
Her: -not audible, but we're just going to assume it's an acceptance, as he continues to speak.-
Him: "Now, when you roll a ball on your desk.. well, name an object on your desk."
He continues to ask the most unusual questions, sending the entire bus into fits of laughter. Five minutes later, after she had actually answered all the questions..
Him: "Ma'am, we just got you with a Steve & Maria phoney phone prank call, so.."
Her: "OH MY GOD!" -laughs and screams very hard-
Phil: "HAHA, GOOD ONE, STEVE!"
Him: "Thank you for participating, and be sure to stay tuned to hear this played tomorrow morning!"
Phil: "YOU WIN NOTHING!"
-hangs up-
..well, it was funny at the time.
Ok, I won't post any more prank phone calls. Nude pictures? Harper Lee book quotes?
FUCK YOU!