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[_ohtragedy]

Me: "Hi, this is the founder of PALSS: 'People Always Like Shitty Shit'. We're taking a survey, and we need to know how shitty your shit really is, and do people actually enjoy it?"
Person: "Um.. is this a prank call?"
Me: "Is this part of your shitty shit?"
Person: "Bye."
Me: "Oh."
-end conversationMe: "Hi, this is the founder of PALSS: 'People

Comments

[_mute_]

I'm never the victim of a prank call. It makes me sad. Of course I unplugged all my phones a week ago, but prior to that I went unpranked as well.

[_ohtragedy]

!
plug your phones in and let me prank you this week!

haha.

[shoveit15]

um, maybe cause most normal unsexy people :o don't call about shit. lmao.

What sersiouly caused this jackie? um, dihera today? :D

Re: haha.

[_mute_]

My reply to this would of course be

What?! We havn't even gone into distribution of our FecesPieces brand ShittyShit. Industrial espionage will NOT be tolerated! Give up your source NOW and we won't have to interogate you with our Mega-Jumbo Texas Pete covered anal beads!

Re: haha.

[_ohtragedy]

And I'd be like, "Um.. WAIT YOU MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!" and hang up. It'd be weird, because I was the one who called you. But I'm sure we'd both get a few laughs. Then I'd call you back and it'd be just.. several minutes of awkward conversation!