You're Mother Night!
by Kurt Vonnegut
Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You
spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were,
well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in
time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you
pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.
Take the
Book Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.
You're an Owl!
Old and wise, you have a thirst for knowledge and a reputation for
making the right decision. This can be a lot of pressure sometimes, but you seem
so relaxed and unruffled that it never seems to show. You always keep your eyes
wide open and fixed on your next objective, or on the Harry Potter books, which
you love. The only question you ever ask is "Who?"
Take the
Animal Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.
You're Afghanistan!
In the words of Bob Dylan, you "haven't known peace and quiet
in so long [you] don't remember what it's like!" Sad but true. Boss
after boss has led you around, using you for their nefarious purposes, and dumping you
when the time was right. You've hurt and been hurt and now you're just sick and tired.
When will people leave you alone and let you do your own thing? But you
don't really even know what you want anymore.
Take the
Country Quiz at the
Blue Pyramid You're New Mexico!
A fan of spelunking and cliff-dwelling, you're the adventurous,
enchanting type. It seems like you can never avoid the sun, but that's what built your
house in the first place so you'll manage. You probably speak Spanish, and maybe even a
long-lost language in addition. And after much careful consideration, you now sometimes
agree that drive-through liquor stores are not the safest idea. Even though people think
of you as yellow, your favorite question is "red or green?"
Take the
State Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.
You're the City College of New York!
Emerging from an area of difficulty and hardship, you have risen
to be a leader and champion for diversity. Though you have egalitarian motives,
your surroundings are still derisive and often difficult. And while you claim to
be small, you're actually much larger than you seem. You speak several languages.
For inexplicable reasons, you love escalators.
Take the
University Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.
You're the Peruvian Central Railway!
You like to get high, and wind up higher than almost anyone
else on the whole planet. It's not unusual to feel short of breath at those
lofty heights, and you've been known to need some extra oxygen. Everything
looks different from that vantage point though, and you can see beauty even
in what most people would consider ruins. If you were from Tibet, you would
be a Lama.
Take the
Trains and Railroads Quizat
RMI Miniature Railroads.
today was absolutely miserable, but at least it's raining.