maternal FAIL
6 months ago
Mom: if you have an Ohio marriage license, I can marry you anywhere, becuase I am licensed to marry in the state of Ohio. We can go stand on the moon and everything would still be valid.
30 minutes ago
Mom: Well, technically I am not ORDAINED in Ohio, just licensed to perform marriages and funerals. Your cousin Kathy just looked at the internet and it says only Ordained ministers can perform out of state ceremonies in Florida.
Me: well so? What are they gonna do? is someone goign to make an anonymous tip to the authorities that there are 2 Ohio people on a Beach in Tampa getting married with only an Ohio Liscense? Do you really expect the cops to come and break up the wedding???
Mom: I don't know! Maybe!!
Me: If worse comes to worse you can re-marry us on the back porch and sistergirl and Joey can sign it.
5 minutes ago
Mom: Ok wait, I just looked at my thingy and it says I AM ordained. I think we are all good here.
.... because really, I needed summat else to worry about today.
*calls up the wedding coordinator at Honeymoon Island anyway to confirm*
Mom: if you have an Ohio marriage license, I can marry you anywhere, becuase I am licensed to marry in the state of Ohio. We can go stand on the moon and everything would still be valid.
30 minutes ago
Mom: Well, technically I am not ORDAINED in Ohio, just licensed to perform marriages and funerals. Your cousin Kathy just looked at the internet and it says only Ordained ministers can perform out of state ceremonies in Florida.
Me: well so? What are they gonna do? is someone goign to make an anonymous tip to the authorities that there are 2 Ohio people on a Beach in Tampa getting married with only an Ohio Liscense? Do you really expect the cops to come and break up the wedding???
Mom: I don't know! Maybe!!
Me: If worse comes to worse you can re-marry us on the back porch and sistergirl and Joey can sign it.
5 minutes ago
Mom: Ok wait, I just looked at my thingy and it says I AM ordained. I think we are all good here.
.... because really, I needed summat else to worry about today.
*calls up the wedding coordinator at Honeymoon Island anyway to confirm*