Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave
richrim3 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I bought porn for
waysuperrad (-10 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I gave
reesenator a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I donated bone marrow to
punkichelle in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (294 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
_numberthirteen