i couldn't pass this one up.

[_nowherefast]

(i'm skipping the _ and just typing "nowherefast"..)

Type your username with your:
nose: njowherefast
elbow: nowherefast
tongue: nowherefast
chin: njhowsheredfrvaswt6
foot: nowhjerefgasdty
eyes closed and one finger: niwfwewfasst
back of your hand: nowherefast
palm: noiweheweassty
mouse: jnowherefast
wrist: n jwjherte3faqst
eyes closed: nowherefast

okay, i suck. actually, it's mostly this keyboard. this keyboard sucks. yes. right. okay.

i'm gonna have the house to myself all night and joe's not even going to be able to come over. dammit.