well, of course they don't apply; they aren't breaking up.
however, i am sure that brad pitt and jennifer aniston has left you, like most of america, crying yourself to sleep at night in the fetal position. DAMN YOU JENNIFER!
no. that cant be. jennifer aniston is greek, and therefore she is at fault for anything and everything that occurs around her. duh. plus, brad pitt is divisible by zero*.
Yes, but Brad PLAYED a greek in that summer blockbuster "Troy". Jennifer can't help her heritage, for all we know she could be running from her family vehemently denying that she is, in fact, greek. Much as you do. Brad, on the otherhand, wished to be actively portrayed as a greek, even though he's not. He wants to be part of the club.
And what's worse? The emo kid, or the wannabe emo kid?
a wannabe can be saved, brother. a wannabe can be saved.
and no, im not running from my heritage. i am running from my dad's heritage. i myself am only like 35% greek. unfortunately, it has taken over my legal self. otherwise, i am german. efficiently german.
Pink Floyd, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and the fact that both Chicago and Boston are still together would defy your label.
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however, i am sure that brad pitt and jennifer aniston has left you, like most of america, crying yourself to sleep at night in the fetal position. DAMN YOU JENNIFER!
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no. that cant be. jennifer aniston is greek, and therefore she is at fault for anything and everything that occurs around her. duh. plus, brad pitt is divisible by zero*.
*vin diesel, not brad pitt.
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And what's worse? The emo kid, or the wannabe emo kid?
I rest my case.
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and no, im not running from my heritage. i am running from my dad's heritage. i myself am only like 35% greek. unfortunately, it has taken over my legal self. otherwise, i am german. efficiently german.
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