Glee
I started watching it. Shut up. These are the portions of commentary that haven't been heard by the Gleeks that are amused by my rants:
I hate cheerleaders. Jesus christ, who's actually this coordinated to techno rap? Holy crap, I think I like Sue already....
Glee!
Deer in headlights, poor Kurt. Way to protect him Mr. Schu. WTF XD why the hell would they take his stuff for him. WHY? BUT MARC JACOBS...!!
She does not look joyful.. in fact, mildly traumatized. WTF HE'S THE SPANISH TEACHER? I think I hate him. (That kid is high.) STOP JUMPING AROUND CHEERLEADERS.
I've seen that bald guy before. God he's gayer than Kurt. You're not going to Los Angelas, but you ARE going to the pulpit...
She's hot for Schu. LOOK AT EMMA, SCHU. Emma hates Sue. I love it. XDD OH SNAP HATING ON CHEERLEADERS. I'm loving how Mr. Schu is so very anti confrontation so far.. or oblivious... ..OCD Emma is OCD
"You want to captain the titanic too?" BURN ON MYSPACE. This is totally a commentary on dying musical programs in high schools. WTF HE'S MARRIED. He's gayer than Kurt too.
I'm not surprised she picked that song. I kind of want to chew her face --OMFG KURT IS GAYER THAN A TREEFUL OF MONKIES ON NITROUS. his voice. I want to dig my ear drums out.
...jesus christ the angry asian is scary. Holy shit.
.....Is she being showcased? Stop talking Rachel. Stop talking Rachel. Oh my god she's psychotic. So fricken dramatic. Christ. "I have two gay dads." XDDD wtf omg. XDD She's like the Cheerleaer of Glee. Omg. I can't even think of anything to say. I mean, she sings better than I expected but I still want to twist her nerps off.
WOAH there. Devil Cheerleaders. So now she's an emotionally scarred psychotic over dramatic spoiled center of attention irritant! :D ...Very psycho. .... wtf wheel chair kid. JAZZ HANDS.
The only one having fun is the pianist. Kurt is so special gay. THERE'S NOTHING IRONIC ABOUT SHOW CHOIR.
Schu should take tips from Sue. Seriously. ...Rachel. You're weird.
JESUS CHRIST KURT CAN'T DRESS FOR SHIT I HATE IT. AND THEY ARE TOO WHITE TO RAP. WAY TO WIHITE.
WTF HOW IS THE CRIPPLE THE BEST SINGER IN THE ENTIRE SHOW?! THATS NOT RIGHT. HIS LEGS ARE DEAD. HE CAN'T DANCE. HE'S NOT GLEE.
Shut up Jewy jew face rachel. shut up. DAnce nigga dance!!!
yeah push it push it. Sue's going to cry. GO EMMA GO
Christian girl is sad face.
OH GOD THEY'RE TOE TAPPING THE HORROR. HOOORRROOORRRRR. WHITE RAPPING. HE CANT' SING. FINN CAN'T SING THIS EPISODE. Schu wants to kill hismelf. Kurtgay.
Oh shit my peers HATE ME AND WILL OSTRASIZE ME. HEAVEN FORBID. I hate Rachel's outfit. Snap her nipples with those damn suspenders. lol kurt crawl. and he's put with the fat black chick. STEREOTYPES SELL SHOWS YAY.
WOOOOOOYEAAAH why is everyone celebrating. that song was terrible.
Run Schu run. "defensive"? the fuck? Foster care... omg. Sue is so badass. She's so fucking psychotic. CHEERIOS BETTER. YEESSS NAZI CHEERLEADER. The indian guy is Christian?...christian glee club. Terrible. Terrrriiibbbllleee ODIAHGFADH LOL KURT FLASHING PANTIES.
Sue's rage face is almost as good as Kurt's oh shit face. "I'm so sorry I looked like a whore" Oh god not luft balloon not luft balloon nooooooo.
"Yeah YOU'RE TERRIBLE FOR LYING BUT I BLACKMAILED FINN WITH DRUG CHARGES"
HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHAT ACOSMO IS?! SHE'S 17--oh wait.
he wants to bone her so hard. the only thing good about her face is her eyes.
MY WEAVE!!! XD Pfft ahahah slushie to the face. Omfg evil hockey players. This show is special with the hate towards each other. So realistic.
Emma is full of adorable hate. XD Ken.. is a jackass. Ken talks too much. TMI, Ken, TMI.
Omg heaven forbid you not be popular, Quinn omigawd. Please god don't do a mash up of those two songs. No. No its not, Schu. XD Its not a great combination. Bust a move XD
Rachel, just grow a penis.. ..OH GOD NO SCHU. NO NO NO SCHU. OH GOD. FUCK NO. WHITE BOY RAPPING IS WRONG. NO NO STOP DOING THAT SHITTY WHITE BOY DANCING. Oh my god. This is awful. This.. I need to wash it out of my mind with Kurt. Why are those cheerleaders being sexy towards their teacher. This is destroying ethics. Where is the ethics. I would knock his ass out. This is awful. Omfg he can break dance. I'm horrified. My brain hurts. No white boy no. Poor Kurt. omfg he looked so horrified over the idea of a girl liking him. He doesn't want anything to do with this shit. I love it. he's the only sane one in the group. He's the only one who sees how stupid his damn teacher is. Omfg is that a tambourine.
NEVER MIND, KURT, THAT IS NOT GANGSTER. THATS RIGHT. MAKE THE GIRL GO AWAY. FLICK ER AWAY WITH YOUR TAMBOURINE.
Going... to Emma for.. cool advice.. ouch... Schu.. stop ruining things. Omfg. XD Emma. Boner for Schu is special. No no don't give them ideas. Yay good advice. Thank god.
dear god that dress.. there's more dress than Emma. WAAAAY more dressed than Emma. There is no way you CAN'T step on that train, Emma. DEAR GOD STOP RAPPING. OMFG. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP. stop stop. stop stop stop. Seriously. This is .. sad. He's so WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You're from OHIO. OHIO, SCHU. SCHU. WHITE. I don't care how good his voice is. This is special. KISS HER. it'd be adorable.
Poor Ken... He really does like her. Homoexplosion. XD
Holy shit these people are vicious. Though, right about Quinn. Yeah WHAT IF YOU HURT FINN. Poor baby. omfg. These people are horrible. God don't hang out with them. Dear god the teacher is horrible too. Heaven forbidi the kid like one over the ot---
Rachel. Rachel put the brush down. Seriously. Oh god. No. Puck. Omfg Rachel. You whore. I know that you can't have Finn but you can do better. Oh god. WHY CAN'T YOU DATE A JEWISH GIRL? Traditional jewish family. Hardcore. Omg. Rachel is Edward Cullen.
I'm growing accustomed to Rachel's face, so I suppose she's hot... Awww he's being nice to Rachel. Because she's a desperate whore. and is imagining you as Finn. "its naaturaal." the damn mohawk. Yes. Yes youa re high maintience. ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY BADASSNESS? HAVE YOU SEEN MY GUNS. I love this guy now. And now he's rejected.
No. No. No dancing Schu. Awww he's going to sing to Raacheelll. So cuuuute. And awwkwaaarddd... Because he doesn't look like he can sing at all. Really. He's so awkward to look at. What high school brass band can play that well... I thought this was mash up... omg. XD I love Kurt and Mercedes's love. This is not a mash up. There's only bee one song. Though its really good. Awww, Quinn's loins are on fire for him again. HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW ALL THESE SONGS OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS.
Omg, you look super stupid, FinnQuinn. And now you're about to get hit with epic slushies. WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS DURING ALL OF THIS. Omfg, this shit is sick xD wait..
wtf, Sue. Dogs? Omg XD I love Sue's commentaries. They're deeply special. In the head. Don't do it Sue. Oh god.. she's going to go on a DATE? This blows my mind. ...now she's dancing with Schu. I'm.. disturbed even more. And slightly traumatized. can we get back to the students? This non sequitor dancing is annoying. Especially since Sue can't seem to actually dance that well for being a cheerleading coach. Its funnier when they're trying to kill each other... wow... she's special.
Oh god. This is going to end badly. She's too happy. It'll never end well. Gasp, Sue was actually nice to Quinn? Omg and evil Sue crops up again. Ken's a dick too. Bahahaha nice, burn on Ken.Yes. Emma IS settling for you. She was pretty straight up with him. he can't be oblivious to Emma's affe-thank you. Good, he HAS noticed. Oh. Ken is a dick still. Real nice, Ken.
Poor Puck. And he got slushied. At least Rachel will clean him up. Thats right, you're a terrible human being. BULLYING IS WRONG. Yes. cry bitch. Wow. Rachel... you're intolerant of anyone not in glee.. and yes Puck you'rea bad jew. even with your little hat.
Schu is hot for Emma in a wedding dress. At least she's a better option than INSANE FUCKING TERRI. Gloves are a good idea, yes. xD she might want sleeves too if Ken is going to be touching her. Oh he just HAPPENED to have an instrumental version... omfg if she starts singing to I'll be a little traumatized. OMFG. SHE'S SINGING TOO. Does everyone fucking sing in this show? I know its glee but omg.this sequence bored me enough I walked away for a minute.
Schu is hot for Emmaaaa.
AAWWW puck and rachel are Jewcute. Yeah. Where's Finn. How dare he be that much of a dick. Even his boy is more man than him and he joined second. Omfg Finn you're a dick.
Bahaha they're all wearing rain coats now. I fucking love Kurt's. Clear and sexy. "I know how picky you are with your products on your face.. XDD Kurt. Showers. Lol. HE SLUSHIED HIMSELF. Nice. Sacrificial slushie. Awww poor Kurt.Into the girls room.
I fucking love Sue's outfit. Deeply love it. ...awwwwww.. awwwwwwwwww. Poor Sue... I love the zoot suit though. Niceeee. Go Sue. Though now I'm sure she's full of hate again.
He misses it. Rachel.. you ho. But at least you're honest. "Thats cool I was going to break up with you anyway." BEEWBS. Awww, heart to hearts over aryan couple. God he's such a jackass though. XD At least Rachel burned him. I like Rachel a little bit. Oh, Puck you're such a dick.
Zombie virus reference. Lulz. Schu makes some good points for being a psycho. He really is a psycho. he has mental problems. Deep mental problems. Isn't he technically making decisions for Finn too? I mean, he's totally blackmailed the kid in the first place, now he's telling him where he belongs...
Yes Ken. Itches are the first things people would come to you about. Yay, Finn has balls. I like Finn. That kid.. what.. I love Finn. He makes me happy. Yes. Its cool. He's so forward thinking. Very opposite japan, yeah. Yeah, burnon Ken. FUCK KEN. Bet he throws him out of the team. Awwww Ken's a good boy. Puck will be happy..ish.
Omfg.. the kitty cat ploy.. is wonderful. It involves nothing about the kitty cat. At least she didn't hurt the kitty.. BUT OMFG BURN ON QUINN THAT WAS HORRIBLE. though think of the baby.... She's at least thinking of the baby.. I.. guess... YOU DISGRACE.
XD awww, at least Schu tried to make the songs fit. I love the copious amounts of metaphor.. Its terrible though that they just can't be straightforward. I do like Emma even if she's a bit awkward. This is so painfully one of those "missed loves" kind of things. omfg. Slushies. Loaded with empty calories... yes ruin the girls, Kurt. I love how big the football players are compared to everyone else.
Exactly how many timesm are they going to quit Glee this season? Omg, NOT THE SLUSHIE FACIAL. See, Quinn, you have FRIENDS. Though you're so fucking emo.Yesss. YESS HIT SCHU. HIT HIM. DO IT. This show is so wrong. At least they accept the slushies.
This includes portions from a few starting episodes and the entire commentary from Episode 8.
I shall go.. and antigleek some more. XD
~Nobi~
I hate cheerleaders. Jesus christ, who's actually this coordinated to techno rap? Holy crap, I think I like Sue already....
Glee!
Deer in headlights, poor Kurt. Way to protect him Mr. Schu. WTF XD why the hell would they take his stuff for him. WHY? BUT MARC JACOBS...!!
She does not look joyful.. in fact, mildly traumatized. WTF HE'S THE SPANISH TEACHER? I think I hate him. (That kid is high.) STOP JUMPING AROUND CHEERLEADERS.
I've seen that bald guy before. God he's gayer than Kurt. You're not going to Los Angelas, but you ARE going to the pulpit...
She's hot for Schu. LOOK AT EMMA, SCHU. Emma hates Sue. I love it. XDD OH SNAP HATING ON CHEERLEADERS. I'm loving how Mr. Schu is so very anti confrontation so far.. or oblivious... ..OCD Emma is OCD
"You want to captain the titanic too?" BURN ON MYSPACE. This is totally a commentary on dying musical programs in high schools. WTF HE'S MARRIED. He's gayer than Kurt too.
I'm not surprised she picked that song. I kind of want to chew her face --OMFG KURT IS GAYER THAN A TREEFUL OF MONKIES ON NITROUS. his voice. I want to dig my ear drums out.
...jesus christ the angry asian is scary. Holy shit.
.....Is she being showcased? Stop talking Rachel. Stop talking Rachel. Oh my god she's psychotic. So fricken dramatic. Christ. "I have two gay dads." XDDD wtf omg. XDD She's like the Cheerleaer of Glee. Omg. I can't even think of anything to say. I mean, she sings better than I expected but I still want to twist her nerps off.
WOAH there. Devil Cheerleaders. So now she's an emotionally scarred psychotic over dramatic spoiled center of attention irritant! :D ...Very psycho. .... wtf wheel chair kid. JAZZ HANDS.
The only one having fun is the pianist. Kurt is so special gay. THERE'S NOTHING IRONIC ABOUT SHOW CHOIR.
Schu should take tips from Sue. Seriously. ...Rachel. You're weird.
JESUS CHRIST KURT CAN'T DRESS FOR SHIT I HATE IT. AND THEY ARE TOO WHITE TO RAP. WAY TO WIHITE.
WTF HOW IS THE CRIPPLE THE BEST SINGER IN THE ENTIRE SHOW?! THATS NOT RIGHT. HIS LEGS ARE DEAD. HE CAN'T DANCE. HE'S NOT GLEE.
Shut up Jewy jew face rachel. shut up. DAnce nigga dance!!!
yeah push it push it. Sue's going to cry. GO EMMA GO
Christian girl is sad face.
OH GOD THEY'RE TOE TAPPING THE HORROR. HOOORRROOORRRRR. WHITE RAPPING. HE CANT' SING. FINN CAN'T SING THIS EPISODE. Schu wants to kill hismelf. Kurtgay.
Oh shit my peers HATE ME AND WILL OSTRASIZE ME. HEAVEN FORBID. I hate Rachel's outfit. Snap her nipples with those damn suspenders. lol kurt crawl. and he's put with the fat black chick. STEREOTYPES SELL SHOWS YAY.
WOOOOOOYEAAAH why is everyone celebrating. that song was terrible.
Run Schu run. "defensive"? the fuck? Foster care... omg. Sue is so badass. She's so fucking psychotic. CHEERIOS BETTER. YEESSS NAZI CHEERLEADER. The indian guy is Christian?...christian glee club. Terrible. Terrrriiibbbllleee ODIAHGFADH LOL KURT FLASHING PANTIES.
Sue's rage face is almost as good as Kurt's oh shit face. "I'm so sorry I looked like a whore" Oh god not luft balloon not luft balloon nooooooo.
"Yeah YOU'RE TERRIBLE FOR LYING BUT I BLACKMAILED FINN WITH DRUG CHARGES"
HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHAT ACOSMO IS?! SHE'S 17--oh wait.
he wants to bone her so hard. the only thing good about her face is her eyes.
MY WEAVE!!! XD Pfft ahahah slushie to the face. Omfg evil hockey players. This show is special with the hate towards each other. So realistic.
Emma is full of adorable hate. XD Ken.. is a jackass. Ken talks too much. TMI, Ken, TMI.
Omg heaven forbid you not be popular, Quinn omigawd. Please god don't do a mash up of those two songs. No. No its not, Schu. XD Its not a great combination. Bust a move XD
Rachel, just grow a penis.. ..OH GOD NO SCHU. NO NO NO SCHU. OH GOD. FUCK NO. WHITE BOY RAPPING IS WRONG. NO NO STOP DOING THAT SHITTY WHITE BOY DANCING. Oh my god. This is awful. This.. I need to wash it out of my mind with Kurt. Why are those cheerleaders being sexy towards their teacher. This is destroying ethics. Where is the ethics. I would knock his ass out. This is awful. Omfg he can break dance. I'm horrified. My brain hurts. No white boy no. Poor Kurt. omfg he looked so horrified over the idea of a girl liking him. He doesn't want anything to do with this shit. I love it. he's the only sane one in the group. He's the only one who sees how stupid his damn teacher is. Omfg is that a tambourine.
NEVER MIND, KURT, THAT IS NOT GANGSTER. THATS RIGHT. MAKE THE GIRL GO AWAY. FLICK ER AWAY WITH YOUR TAMBOURINE.
Going... to Emma for.. cool advice.. ouch... Schu.. stop ruining things. Omfg. XD Emma. Boner for Schu is special. No no don't give them ideas. Yay good advice. Thank god.
dear god that dress.. there's more dress than Emma. WAAAAY more dressed than Emma. There is no way you CAN'T step on that train, Emma. DEAR GOD STOP RAPPING. OMFG. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP. stop stop. stop stop stop. Seriously. This is .. sad. He's so WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You're from OHIO. OHIO, SCHU. SCHU. WHITE. I don't care how good his voice is. This is special. KISS HER. it'd be adorable.
Poor Ken... He really does like her. Homoexplosion. XD
Holy shit these people are vicious. Though, right about Quinn. Yeah WHAT IF YOU HURT FINN. Poor baby. omfg. These people are horrible. God don't hang out with them. Dear god the teacher is horrible too. Heaven forbidi the kid like one over the ot---
Rachel. Rachel put the brush down. Seriously. Oh god. No. Puck. Omfg Rachel. You whore. I know that you can't have Finn but you can do better. Oh god. WHY CAN'T YOU DATE A JEWISH GIRL? Traditional jewish family. Hardcore. Omg. Rachel is Edward Cullen.
I'm growing accustomed to Rachel's face, so I suppose she's hot... Awww he's being nice to Rachel. Because she's a desperate whore. and is imagining you as Finn. "its naaturaal." the damn mohawk. Yes. Yes youa re high maintience. ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY BADASSNESS? HAVE YOU SEEN MY GUNS. I love this guy now. And now he's rejected.
No. No. No dancing Schu. Awww he's going to sing to Raacheelll. So cuuuute. And awwkwaaarddd... Because he doesn't look like he can sing at all. Really. He's so awkward to look at. What high school brass band can play that well... I thought this was mash up... omg. XD I love Kurt and Mercedes's love. This is not a mash up. There's only bee one song. Though its really good. Awww, Quinn's loins are on fire for him again. HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW ALL THESE SONGS OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS.
Omg, you look super stupid, FinnQuinn. And now you're about to get hit with epic slushies. WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS DURING ALL OF THIS. Omfg, this shit is sick xD wait..
wtf, Sue. Dogs? Omg XD I love Sue's commentaries. They're deeply special. In the head. Don't do it Sue. Oh god.. she's going to go on a DATE? This blows my mind. ...now she's dancing with Schu. I'm.. disturbed even more. And slightly traumatized. can we get back to the students? This non sequitor dancing is annoying. Especially since Sue can't seem to actually dance that well for being a cheerleading coach. Its funnier when they're trying to kill each other... wow... she's special.
Oh god. This is going to end badly. She's too happy. It'll never end well. Gasp, Sue was actually nice to Quinn? Omg and evil Sue crops up again. Ken's a dick too. Bahahaha nice, burn on Ken.Yes. Emma IS settling for you. She was pretty straight up with him. he can't be oblivious to Emma's affe-thank you. Good, he HAS noticed. Oh. Ken is a dick still. Real nice, Ken.
Poor Puck. And he got slushied. At least Rachel will clean him up. Thats right, you're a terrible human being. BULLYING IS WRONG. Yes. cry bitch. Wow. Rachel... you're intolerant of anyone not in glee.. and yes Puck you'rea bad jew. even with your little hat.
Schu is hot for Emma in a wedding dress. At least she's a better option than INSANE FUCKING TERRI. Gloves are a good idea, yes. xD she might want sleeves too if Ken is going to be touching her. Oh he just HAPPENED to have an instrumental version... omfg if she starts singing to I'll be a little traumatized. OMFG. SHE'S SINGING TOO. Does everyone fucking sing in this show? I know its glee but omg.this sequence bored me enough I walked away for a minute.
Schu is hot for Emmaaaa.
AAWWW puck and rachel are Jewcute. Yeah. Where's Finn. How dare he be that much of a dick. Even his boy is more man than him and he joined second. Omfg Finn you're a dick.
Bahaha they're all wearing rain coats now. I fucking love Kurt's. Clear and sexy. "I know how picky you are with your products on your face.. XDD Kurt. Showers. Lol. HE SLUSHIED HIMSELF. Nice. Sacrificial slushie. Awww poor Kurt.Into the girls room.
I fucking love Sue's outfit. Deeply love it. ...awwwwww.. awwwwwwwwww. Poor Sue... I love the zoot suit though. Niceeee. Go Sue. Though now I'm sure she's full of hate again.
He misses it. Rachel.. you ho. But at least you're honest. "Thats cool I was going to break up with you anyway." BEEWBS. Awww, heart to hearts over aryan couple. God he's such a jackass though. XD At least Rachel burned him. I like Rachel a little bit. Oh, Puck you're such a dick.
Zombie virus reference. Lulz. Schu makes some good points for being a psycho. He really is a psycho. he has mental problems. Deep mental problems. Isn't he technically making decisions for Finn too? I mean, he's totally blackmailed the kid in the first place, now he's telling him where he belongs...
Yes Ken. Itches are the first things people would come to you about. Yay, Finn has balls. I like Finn. That kid.. what.. I love Finn. He makes me happy. Yes. Its cool. He's so forward thinking. Very opposite japan, yeah. Yeah, burnon Ken. FUCK KEN. Bet he throws him out of the team. Awwww Ken's a good boy. Puck will be happy..ish.
Omfg.. the kitty cat ploy.. is wonderful. It involves nothing about the kitty cat. At least she didn't hurt the kitty.. BUT OMFG BURN ON QUINN THAT WAS HORRIBLE. though think of the baby.... She's at least thinking of the baby.. I.. guess... YOU DISGRACE.
XD awww, at least Schu tried to make the songs fit. I love the copious amounts of metaphor.. Its terrible though that they just can't be straightforward. I do like Emma even if she's a bit awkward. This is so painfully one of those "missed loves" kind of things. omfg. Slushies. Loaded with empty calories... yes ruin the girls, Kurt. I love how big the football players are compared to everyone else.
Exactly how many timesm are they going to quit Glee this season? Omg, NOT THE SLUSHIE FACIAL. See, Quinn, you have FRIENDS. Though you're so fucking emo.Yesss. YESS HIT SCHU. HIT HIM. DO IT. This show is so wrong. At least they accept the slushies.
This includes portions from a few starting episodes and the entire commentary from Episode 8.
I shall go.. and antigleek some more. XD
~Nobi~