BAH-FUCKIN-HUMBUG!
Fuck! I just filled my adderall prescription the other day. I parachuted one today so it'd hit me faster (crushed it up, dumped it in a tiny piece of toilet paper, tied it up like a balloon/parachute, and swallowed it...for those unenlightened few). I was all up and ready for government until i got here and walked past one o my classmates....who commenced to reminding me that class is cancelled today....I don't have another class till 7pm....and my gov't class is at 2:50!! Not to mention, the next class is karate and i'm still as sore as a hooker workin overtime from monday's militaristic class. The karate instructor was in a bad mood that day. So he made us 'judo kick' and 'karate chop' till our limbs felt like burnt rubber. Plus, I call him Mr.Miagi (from Karate Kid 1,2,3-700), Splinter (the rat from the Ninja Turtles), Kung Fu Jo, and Professor Sumyungguy. He doesn't like that, but it warms me heart to see him turn red. He's use to his students bein a bit scared of him and his karate-chop wrath. Then he met me. I think he wants me.
Needless-to-say, I've been buzzing around campus like a mosquito that bit a meth-head talking to people I don't (care to) know, and then here in the library fuckin around on this here computer for the past 3 1/2 hours. I coulda stayed home and fuckin slept. But Ooohhh Noooo, not me! I have to let my senile-too-early brain slip shit past me so's I can forget about the one chance I have to show up to school VERY late and NOT be skipping a class. Blast-and-botheration! Meanwhile, I coulda been doin homework for my other classes but i'm wasting time fuckin off online simply to spite myself. I should go the bathroom and jack off and wipe it on the school cop's office door handle. Nah, too risky. I really need a wazz! I'll just go pee instead.
Pardon me...must winky!! And when nature calls, she fuckin hollers.!
Needless-to-say, I've been buzzing around campus like a mosquito that bit a meth-head talking to people I don't (care to) know, and then here in the library fuckin around on this here computer for the past 3 1/2 hours. I coulda stayed home and fuckin slept. But Ooohhh Noooo, not me! I have to let my senile-too-early brain slip shit past me so's I can forget about the one chance I have to show up to school VERY late and NOT be skipping a class. Blast-and-botheration! Meanwhile, I coulda been doin homework for my other classes but i'm wasting time fuckin off online simply to spite myself. I should go the bathroom and jack off and wipe it on the school cop's office door handle. Nah, too risky. I really need a wazz! I'll just go pee instead.
Pardon me...must winky!! And when nature calls, she fuckin hollers.!