Coconuts get you drunk??
Oh my aching merlin - my aching head... you wouldnt believe what coconuts can do to you. We had a day of shopping - I got that coconut bra you wanted Dean - and then had dinner at a restaurant called the 'aloha food' and then got to a pub. In the pub I ordered a coconut lime drink, but needed to go to the toilet soon after. I wont be suprised if Millicent snuck something in there cos I came back, had a drink and everything was blank from there on.
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When I came about again, my head felt like it was split in half and... I was naked in my hotel bed! My bedsheets smelt like cheap perfume.... Did I lose my virginity last night?! And all this time I thought Ive been saving for someone special I just fling it all out like that, what a prick! I dont even remember who it was! Then this thought dawned on me... "Could it be Millicent??" You would not believe how distressed I was. I mean, that would be the worst thing ever... and I didnt even know what it felt like! Oh Merlin I am so confused about everything.
And heres the heart stopper - Millicent came in! (of course I was fully dressed by then) and she looked so happy! My head and my heart were getting to the stage where Im about to faint Then she said something about me being a player last night and left, rather too happily for my liking in this situation...
It was until when I got to packing up my stuff that I found a little letter inside my bag. I wont read to you what it says, but its certainly not Millicent! Oh the relief
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When I came about again, my head felt like it was split in half and... I was naked in my hotel bed! My bedsheets smelt like cheap perfume.... Did I lose my virginity last night?! And all this time I thought Ive been saving for someone special I just fling it all out like that, what a prick! I dont even remember who it was! Then this thought dawned on me... "Could it be Millicent??" You would not believe how distressed I was. I mean, that would be the worst thing ever... and I didnt even know what it felt like! Oh Merlin I am so confused about everything.
And heres the heart stopper - Millicent came in! (of course I was fully dressed by then) and she looked so happy! My head and my heart were getting to the stage where Im about to faint Then she said something about me being a player last night and left, rather too happily for my liking in this situation...
It was until when I got to packing up my stuff that I found a little letter inside my bag. I wont read to you what it says, but its certainly not Millicent! Oh the relief
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