for da birds!

Jan 24, 2005 15:26


yay for lost in translation!  "lip my stocking!"  haha

BEHOLD!


   It's a cute devil coot!

and ze elusive russian duck...with his adorable furball hat!



STAN
     I want to have babies.
REG
     You want to have babies?!?!?!
STAN
     It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG
     But you can't have babies.
STAN
     Don't you oppress me.
REG
     I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb.  Where's the
     fetus going to gestate?  You going to keep it in a box?
(STAN starts crying.)
JUDITH
     Here!  I've got an idea.  Suppose you agree that he can't actually have
     babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans',
     but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
FRANCIS
     Good idea, Judith.  We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have
     babies, brother.  Sister, sorry.
REG
     What's the point?
FRANCIS
     What?
REG
     What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't
     have babies?
FRANCIS
     It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG
     It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

f/ the Life of Brian

read more! :)  http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/
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