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GlennDanzigsSoul (7:54:58 PM): eat to your hearts content
xnarbelethx (7:55:10 PM): i shall when food is done cooking
xnarbelethx (7:55:14 PM): then i will begin the fooding
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:56:07 PM): *gothic chanting* and god said unto emilie "eat child...eat"
xnarbelethx (7:56:18 PM): hahahah
xnarbelethx (7:56:22 PM): i was formerly
xnarbelethx (7:56:23 PM): eve but i ate too many of the forbidden fruit
xnarbelethx (7:56:36 PM): and i was banished
xnarbelethx (7:56:38 PM): and changed my name
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:56:39 PM): heh
xnarbelethx (7:56:46 PM): and made clothes
xnarbelethx (7:56:48 PM): from leaves
xnarbelethx (7:56:55 PM): and wore this little sexy loincloth thong
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:15 PM): nice
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:21 PM): was it made from poison ivy?
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:26 PM): cuz if it was...ouch
xnarbelethx (7:57:27 PM): no,
xnarbelethx (7:57:29 PM): boston ivy
xnarbelethx (7:57:33 PM): or english ivy
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:36 PM): which reminds me
xnarbelethx (7:57:47 PM): and sometimes raccoon carcass
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:51 PM): im gonna put poison ivy in someone's underwear one of these days
xnarbelethx (7:58:21 PM): thats not nice
xnarbelethx (7:58:24 PM): make it my sister's/
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:58:50 PM): done deal
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:58:58 PM): BETTER IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!
xnarbelethx (7:59:01 PM): oh?
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:59:06 PM): idk how'd it work thou
xnarbelethx (7:59:08 PM): sean ridge's tight pants?
xnarbelethx (7:59:10 PM): lol
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:59:35 PM): but...rub poison ivy on a girl's pad, or some emo-guy's whitey tighteys
xnarbelethx (7:59:42 PM): haha
xnarbelethx (7:59:45 PM): or his tape
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:00:19 PM): lmfao
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:00:33 PM): oh how these thoughts of destruction torment my brain
xnarbelethx (8:00:38 PM): the tape he tapes his dick to his thigh with
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:00:55 PM): ouchies
xnarbelethx (8:01:09 PM): so he can fit in those pants
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:01:11 PM): wait...if it went to his thigh...wouldn't he rip off leg hair when he pulls it off
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:01:17 PM): ouchie ouchie
xnarbelethx (8:01:17 PM): he shaves a patch there
xnarbelethx (8:01:20 PM): well, they all do
xnarbelethx (8:01:24 PM): but the emo guy would
xnarbelethx (8:02:26 PM): soooo.
xnarbelethx (8:02:32 PM): enough thigh hair penis tape talking
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:02:49 PM): i wonder if they oil their legs to get into the tight pants
xnarbelethx (8:03:30 PM): hahaha
xnarbelethx (8:04:09 PM): i wonder if they have tight condoms too
xnarbelethx (8:04:11 PM): AHAHAH
xnarbelethx (8:04:17 PM): with emo lyrics and checkerboards printed on them
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:04:31 PM): LMFAO!!!
xnarbelethx (8:04:53 PM): little checkerboard stars
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:04:53 PM): dashboard confessional, extra tight, signature condoms
xnarbelethx (8:04:56 PM): hahaha
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:05:01 PM): that say
xnarbelethx (8:05:23 PM): emotional for her pleasure?
xnarbelethx (8:05:28 PM): depressed for her pleasure?
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:05:30 PM): "love is eternal when staring down the face of god" or some really cheesy emo lyric thats supposed to look deep
xnarbelethx (8:06:00 PM): NEW from TROJAN: THE TASTE OF A BLEEDING HEART FLAVORED CONDOM
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:06:15 PM): hahahaha
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:06:49 PM): from the makers of "the taste of a bleeding heart" comes "suicide notes in a pool of crimson eternity"
xnarbelethx (8:07:56 PM): BUT WAIT! order now and we'll include free, a THIRTY DOLLAR VALUE: self mutilation condom
xnarbelethx (8:08:14 PM): includes blood packet and calligraphy pen! draw your own scars
xnarbelethx (8:08:21 PM): carve her name into your dick!
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:10:25 PM): but wait...theres even more!!! with the calligraphy pen comes this amazing razor blade. now you can be emo to the bone.
xnarbelethx (7:55:10 PM): i shall when food is done cooking
xnarbelethx (7:55:14 PM): then i will begin the fooding
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:56:07 PM): *gothic chanting* and god said unto emilie "eat child...eat"
xnarbelethx (7:56:18 PM): hahahah
xnarbelethx (7:56:22 PM): i was formerly
xnarbelethx (7:56:23 PM): eve but i ate too many of the forbidden fruit
xnarbelethx (7:56:36 PM): and i was banished
xnarbelethx (7:56:38 PM): and changed my name
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:56:39 PM): heh
xnarbelethx (7:56:46 PM): and made clothes
xnarbelethx (7:56:48 PM): from leaves
xnarbelethx (7:56:55 PM): and wore this little sexy loincloth thong
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:15 PM): nice
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:21 PM): was it made from poison ivy?
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:26 PM): cuz if it was...ouch
xnarbelethx (7:57:27 PM): no,
xnarbelethx (7:57:29 PM): boston ivy
xnarbelethx (7:57:33 PM): or english ivy
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:36 PM): which reminds me
xnarbelethx (7:57:47 PM): and sometimes raccoon carcass
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:57:51 PM): im gonna put poison ivy in someone's underwear one of these days
xnarbelethx (7:58:21 PM): thats not nice
xnarbelethx (7:58:24 PM): make it my sister's/
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:58:50 PM): done deal
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:58:58 PM): BETTER IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!
xnarbelethx (7:59:01 PM): oh?
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:59:06 PM): idk how'd it work thou
xnarbelethx (7:59:08 PM): sean ridge's tight pants?
xnarbelethx (7:59:10 PM): lol
GlennDanzigsSoul (7:59:35 PM): but...rub poison ivy on a girl's pad, or some emo-guy's whitey tighteys
xnarbelethx (7:59:42 PM): haha
xnarbelethx (7:59:45 PM): or his tape
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:00:19 PM): lmfao
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:00:33 PM): oh how these thoughts of destruction torment my brain
xnarbelethx (8:00:38 PM): the tape he tapes his dick to his thigh with
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:00:55 PM): ouchies
xnarbelethx (8:01:09 PM): so he can fit in those pants
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:01:11 PM): wait...if it went to his thigh...wouldn't he rip off leg hair when he pulls it off
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:01:17 PM): ouchie ouchie
xnarbelethx (8:01:17 PM): he shaves a patch there
xnarbelethx (8:01:20 PM): well, they all do
xnarbelethx (8:01:24 PM): but the emo guy would
xnarbelethx (8:02:26 PM): soooo.
xnarbelethx (8:02:32 PM): enough thigh hair penis tape talking
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:02:49 PM): i wonder if they oil their legs to get into the tight pants
xnarbelethx (8:03:30 PM): hahaha
xnarbelethx (8:04:09 PM): i wonder if they have tight condoms too
xnarbelethx (8:04:11 PM): AHAHAH
xnarbelethx (8:04:17 PM): with emo lyrics and checkerboards printed on them
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:04:31 PM): LMFAO!!!
xnarbelethx (8:04:53 PM): little checkerboard stars
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:04:53 PM): dashboard confessional, extra tight, signature condoms
xnarbelethx (8:04:56 PM): hahaha
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:05:01 PM): that say
xnarbelethx (8:05:23 PM): emotional for her pleasure?
xnarbelethx (8:05:28 PM): depressed for her pleasure?
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:05:30 PM): "love is eternal when staring down the face of god" or some really cheesy emo lyric thats supposed to look deep
xnarbelethx (8:06:00 PM): NEW from TROJAN: THE TASTE OF A BLEEDING HEART FLAVORED CONDOM
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:06:15 PM): hahahaha
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:06:49 PM): from the makers of "the taste of a bleeding heart" comes "suicide notes in a pool of crimson eternity"
xnarbelethx (8:07:56 PM): BUT WAIT! order now and we'll include free, a THIRTY DOLLAR VALUE: self mutilation condom
xnarbelethx (8:08:14 PM): includes blood packet and calligraphy pen! draw your own scars
xnarbelethx (8:08:21 PM): carve her name into your dick!
GlennDanzigsSoul (8:10:25 PM): but wait...theres even more!!! with the calligraphy pen comes this amazing razor blade. now you can be emo to the bone.