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the Bus Lesbian: today a black guy called my cell
the Bus Lesbian: he was like "yo, you gots maryjane thurr? i'ma lookin fer hurr ass."
the Bus Lesbian: i was like uh i think you got the wrong number.
the Bus Lesbian: and hes like "uhhh.... you gots ashley?"
the Bus Lesbian: me: no.
fro just died: hah
the Bus Lesbian: him: "o-hoh, girl, you'd best ax your momma if ashley in da house."
the Bus Lesbian: me: THERE IS NO ASHLEY NOR MARYJANE. IM SORRY.
the Bus Lesbian: me: AND WHY WOULD I "AX" MY MOMMA? THIS IS MY PERSONAL CELL PHONE.
the Bus Lesbian: him: oh, dis yo say-lle phone? oh, my bad.
fro just died: haha wtf
fro just died: brb
the Bus Lesbian: him: i sorry gurrl.
the Bus Lesbian: he was like "yo, you gots maryjane thurr? i'ma lookin fer hurr ass."
the Bus Lesbian: i was like uh i think you got the wrong number.
the Bus Lesbian: and hes like "uhhh.... you gots ashley?"
the Bus Lesbian: me: no.
fro just died: hah
the Bus Lesbian: him: "o-hoh, girl, you'd best ax your momma if ashley in da house."
the Bus Lesbian: me: THERE IS NO ASHLEY NOR MARYJANE. IM SORRY.
the Bus Lesbian: me: AND WHY WOULD I "AX" MY MOMMA? THIS IS MY PERSONAL CELL PHONE.
the Bus Lesbian: him: oh, dis yo say-lle phone? oh, my bad.
fro just died: haha wtf
fro just died: brb
the Bus Lesbian: him: i sorry gurrl.