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*screws eyes shut in concentration*

Ugliest thing imaginable...ugliest thing imaginable...

*opens one eye, peeks at mirror*

ACK!

*tries again*

Hmm.

Third time's a...bong? Wiener?

Wheee!

*assumes battish form, flies off toward her window*

EDIT: IRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMOIRMO!!!

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[bastard_irmo]

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT?!!??!??!?!??!

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GOTHMOG'S BALROG IS A MOM! LISSE'S MOM IS A BALROG! MINI-BALROGS ARE MOM'S SAURON!

°0°

[bastard_irmo]

...

Right. Remember when we had that talk about not making any sense?

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>:/

*manifests his more comfortable, hotter self*

Whew. That guy made me crazy. Crazier.

[bastard_irmo]

Right. That's MUCH better. So. I take it you've discovered something useful? :D

[_namo]

The thing's at Gothmog's mom's place.

*beams*

[bastard_irmo]

:O

OF COURSE!!!!!!

*grabs you and kisses you smack on the forehead*

THANK YOU!!!!! :D :D :D

[_namo]

*wipes his forehead on your shirttails*

*grins*

You shoulda been there. There were thrills! Chills! Bubblewrap!

[bastard_irmo]

...

Bubblewrap? What, they keep the crazy bint in a padded room?

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*waves hand dismissively*

So I exaggerate.

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THRILLS! KINK!

Cookie? 0:)

[bastard_irmo]

Yes! Cookie!!!

...

So... did you sleep with her? 'Cos that'd piss Sauron off SOOOOO much! >:)

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HEY. I'm MARRIED, remember?

Could have. Was running out of time, though. >:(

[bastard_irmo]

When's that stopped you?

Ahhh. You started to flake out on her, did you?

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Yeah. Those side effects I mentioned? I started saying what sounded like lines from some movie with the shittiest CGI imaginable for a 160 million dollar budget.

I don't think she noticed. She seems pretty stupid.

Cookie? With nice surprises baked in? :)

[bastard_irmo]

Fine! I shall TAKE your cookie and EAT it!!!

As for the girl... well. When she was a kid she bit me. Left her fucking high for ages. Hehehehe...

*shudders*

Not bad CGI!!!

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*cries for the regular cookie*

I'm telling you, it was wack. She's a hooer and AnnaTart's a fuckin' ham. And not the slow-roasted, smack-glazed kind.

In any case, you might want to go after the thing sooner rather than later. Eventually the real Sauron will show up and they'll all figure out what's going on.