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[_namo]

*storms in and flops down on his throne of skulls*

*curses a blue streak in extremely boomy Valarin*

*hears a rumbling noise-faint at first, but gradually growing louder and louder*

Oh, shit.

*cowers in air raid posture as his moldy Halls collapse on him in an avalanche of floury dust*

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[bastard_irmo]

*manifests amidst the devastation to apologise*

...

WTF?!

[_namo]

*digs himself out and begins rounding up the fëar congregating on the grounds*

*herds them all into a box

Okay, in ya go...no, you don't need at least an efficiency, Lulu, you're only a soul...okay, that's right...everybody in... :s

[bastard_irmo]

You alright?

[_namo]

*sticks his nose in the air and looks down it at you*

Just doing a little...uh...redecorating. :/

[bastard_irmo]

*sighs*

Look.

Sorry.

Didn't mean to yell. It's just... There's FARRR too much going on at once!!! Damn this godly business I say!

[_namo]

Yeah. :( Still don't see why we can't just turn 'er into a girl.

EEE! Grab that shade over there! I really don't wanna send out a bunch more summonses. That just sucks.

[bastard_irmo]

Because we CHANGED her with Monopoly in the first place and it needs to be done RIGHT!

*looks around and lunges at a shade*

Quit struggling!

[_namo]

I think you're just making it up as you go along.

Why would Pharrie want to leave, anyway? :(((

[bastard_irmo]

Yes. But we're Valar. And somewhere in your head you KNOW it makes total sense. My mun says so. *firm nod*

Uhm... because he misses his family?

[_namo]

Then he shouldn't've got dead. >:(

[bastard_irmo]

*sighs*

Um... Namo? A lot of time people don't want to die. In fact, almost ALL of the time they don't want to.

In fact, he got killed by that bitch Lisse. So he didn't really want to come to Mandos very much in the first place.

[_namo]

*looks absolutely horrified by this concept*

*shoos the last fëa into the box and shuts the drawer*

Maybe I should just let 'em all out then. Or put 'em ALL OUTSIDE. >:'(

[bastard_irmo]

NoooOOooo... don't put them all outside...

Look. People don't like dying. It's apparently not a pleasant experience. But then... they're not us. So they don't understand the finer things in life. Or death.

[_namo]

*sighs* Maybe tournament Scrabble would be more popular...

*digs up a copy of Good Hallskeeping and flips through it*

*opens to a display of a living room set* What do you think? Off-black, or black-black?

[bastard_irmo]

Oh definitely the black black. It's just so shiny!