Stereo-type me.

Apr 26, 2006 22:29

1. I wear tight pants, so i MUST be gay.

2. I like tight clothes, so I MUST be a whore.

3. I'm skinny, so I must be belemic or anorexic

4. I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

5. I'm black, so I must have a big dick.

6. I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.

7. I'm Asian, so I must have a small dick.

8. I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.

9. I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

10. I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

11. I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.

12. I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

13. I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.

14. I'm old, so I probably can't drive.

15. I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.

16. I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.

17. I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

18. I play softball, so i must be a lesbian.

19. I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.

20. I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

21. I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

22. I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.

23. I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.

24. I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.

25. I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.

26. I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

27. I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.

28. I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.

29. I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.

30. I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.

31. I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.

32. I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.

33. I drink, so something must be wrong.

34. I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.

35. I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

36. I'm young, so I must be naive.

37. I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.

38. I wear black, so I must be gothic.

39. I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.

40. I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

41. I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.

42. I'm Cuban,so I must be a good swimmer.

43. I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.

44. I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.

45. I don't like chicken, so I must not be black.

46. I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.

47. I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.

48.I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.

49. My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.

50. I have straight A's, so I must be a boring person.

51. I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.

52. I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.

53. I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.

54. I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.

55. I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.

56. I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them all.

57. I'm Muslim and i don't like corperate America, i MUST be a terrorist

58. Im Russian, So I Must Not Like Anyone Outta My Race

59. I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.

60. Im a skateborder, so i must be a trouble maker and destroy

61. I'm Peruvian, so I must not know how to make a living since I'm from a 3rd world country

62. I'm a virgin, so I must be no fun.

63. I like to read, so I must be a nerd.

64. I go to Rosary so I must be a lesbian or a whore.
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