Apr 26, 2006 22:29
1. I wear tight pants, so i MUST be gay.
2. I like tight clothes, so I MUST be a whore.
3. I'm skinny, so I must be belemic or anorexic
4. I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
5. I'm black, so I must have a big dick.
6. I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
7. I'm Asian, so I must have a small dick.
8. I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
9. I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
10. I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
11. I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
12. I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
13. I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
14. I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
15. I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
16. I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.
17. I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
18. I play softball, so i must be a lesbian.
19. I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
20. I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
21. I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
22. I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
23. I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
24. I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
25. I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
26. I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
27. I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
28. I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
29. I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
30. I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
31. I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
32. I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
33. I drink, so something must be wrong.
34. I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
35. I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
36. I'm young, so I must be naive.
37. I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
38. I wear black, so I must be gothic.
39. I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
40. I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
41. I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
42. I'm Cuban,so I must be a good swimmer.
43. I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
44. I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
45. I don't like chicken, so I must not be black.
46. I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
47. I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
48.I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
49. My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
50. I have straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
51. I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
52. I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
53. I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
54. I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
55. I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
56. I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them all.
57. I'm Muslim and i don't like corperate America, i MUST be a terrorist
58. Im Russian, So I Must Not Like Anyone Outta My Race
59. I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
60. Im a skateborder, so i must be a trouble maker and destroy
61. I'm Peruvian, so I must not know how to make a living since I'm from a 3rd world country
62. I'm a virgin, so I must be no fun.
63. I like to read, so I must be a nerd.
64. I go to Rosary so I must be a lesbian or a whore.