Bollocks
Well yet again ive got so fuckin bored that this pile of dog jizz is being updated! I have noticed somthin to do with my life recently and its not good, my life is boring and repetative! how shit is that i could tell u an avergae day of my life and i even think i will!
A day in the life of ross:-
step1- wake up at just in time for dinner at about 5 maybe 6 in the afternoon this is mainly because of the night before which we will come to later.
step2- crawl downstairs and beg mum to get me a drink of irn bru and make me dinner(a womens place in the kitchen(just messin)) then go and sit my ass down infront of the tv.
step3- munch my ass then wander up 2 the pc back in the safety of my room and find out wat time to go down to daves at, even though i already no that its about 7:30 to 8 any time around that would b lovely.
Step4- shower and make myself look simply delightful and sweet smelling for all the ladies (ha ladies, i do like to kid myself when im out i get too rat arsed and cant even speak so women arent really attracted to that for some reason?!)
Step5-walk my wee white arse down to gordy poos (gordon davidsons)done up garage, now the garage is the worlds greatest place no rules wats so ever and its only for the youth of 2day to get out there face and watch some classic films or play Golden Eye on the N64 or to crank up reuben as loud as they can go. Or to get really stoned and fall asleep which is my personal favourite
Step6- roll a joint in daves smoke my ass off for the entire night slip in a few beers and a bottle of southern comfort and munchies in the fridge and my night is complete
Step7- make it home at about 3:30am munchied out of my face so i stagger into my kitchen and make as little noise cos we dont want to wake the parents. walk into my living room carrying as much food as the human body can hold and fall onto my sofa. mum walks down starts takin the piss outta me cos im out my face ofcourse she thinks its just drink until she turns on the lights and sees my blood shot eyes lookin like chineese man with with pepper spray in the eye
Step8 - watch some pointless shite film on tv randomly flichin the channels to see if theres any porn on but there never is, even if it was its shit anyway. i then decide to crawl up the stairs to my bed and roll about awake for ages cos the room spins when i close my eyes and i feel like im gonna puke but never do. fall asleep when the birds start chirping and the sun has started to rise.
Thats just about it took well longer than i expected cos my arse is well fuckin numb from sittin here for so long moanin about my bordum but u read it so its ur fault if i bored u 2. ah well im gonn b troopin down to gordy poos later bet that shocked u all. wat do i mean all there will only b about 2 people who will read to the end of this so to u 2 i salute u!
Enjoy ur exam results 2morro people and join me in gettin completely rat arsed to forget about how much of a waste of time this school year truely was.
love to all x
A day in the life of ross:-
step1- wake up at just in time for dinner at about 5 maybe 6 in the afternoon this is mainly because of the night before which we will come to later.
step2- crawl downstairs and beg mum to get me a drink of irn bru and make me dinner(a womens place in the kitchen(just messin)) then go and sit my ass down infront of the tv.
step3- munch my ass then wander up 2 the pc back in the safety of my room and find out wat time to go down to daves at, even though i already no that its about 7:30 to 8 any time around that would b lovely.
Step4- shower and make myself look simply delightful and sweet smelling for all the ladies (ha ladies, i do like to kid myself when im out i get too rat arsed and cant even speak so women arent really attracted to that for some reason?!)
Step5-walk my wee white arse down to gordy poos (gordon davidsons)done up garage, now the garage is the worlds greatest place no rules wats so ever and its only for the youth of 2day to get out there face and watch some classic films or play Golden Eye on the N64 or to crank up reuben as loud as they can go. Or to get really stoned and fall asleep which is my personal favourite
Step6- roll a joint in daves smoke my ass off for the entire night slip in a few beers and a bottle of southern comfort and munchies in the fridge and my night is complete
Step7- make it home at about 3:30am munchied out of my face so i stagger into my kitchen and make as little noise cos we dont want to wake the parents. walk into my living room carrying as much food as the human body can hold and fall onto my sofa. mum walks down starts takin the piss outta me cos im out my face ofcourse she thinks its just drink until she turns on the lights and sees my blood shot eyes lookin like chineese man with with pepper spray in the eye
Step8 - watch some pointless shite film on tv randomly flichin the channels to see if theres any porn on but there never is, even if it was its shit anyway. i then decide to crawl up the stairs to my bed and roll about awake for ages cos the room spins when i close my eyes and i feel like im gonna puke but never do. fall asleep when the birds start chirping and the sun has started to rise.
Thats just about it took well longer than i expected cos my arse is well fuckin numb from sittin here for so long moanin about my bordum but u read it so its ur fault if i bored u 2. ah well im gonn b troopin down to gordy poos later bet that shocked u all. wat do i mean all there will only b about 2 people who will read to the end of this so to u 2 i salute u!
Enjoy ur exam results 2morro people and join me in gettin completely rat arsed to forget about how much of a waste of time this school year truely was.
love to all x