Mar 26, 2008 02:25
Spread -- A spread is a meal prepared by a group of inmates. A trash bag is usually filled with 4 to 5 Ramen Noodles packages, diced summer sausages, dehydrated refried beans, beef or chicken sometimes stolen by the kitchen workers, Louisiana Hot Sauce, and whatever else the group might prefer. Boiling water is then added to the mixture and the trash bag is tied closed and encased in newspaper to keep the heat in. After about 5 minutes the trash bag can then be untied and carefully torn open to provide a perfect eating surface. Optional: Pour melted cheese on top.
I need this.
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Also if I learned Spanish well enough to pass the placement exa-hahahahah. Just kidding. But that would totally be a great idea if it didn't involve me learning over summer.
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The end of July is Harbor Fest in Oswego, which I hopefully would have a car to drive to. But seeing as the Party Buick seems to total itself as easily as most cars open their driver-side doors, this may be an issue.
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And sometime this summer is New Orleans.
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And also I might get a job roofing. But I might also need a car for THAT. Or a bike. But I don't have a bike either.