i've been a bad, bad man
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I helped sonarafaey hide a body (-173 points). In February I stole the_troyt's purse (-30 points). In March I pulled tae_moonstryke's hair (-5 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-256 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
_mordekai