OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! a picture post
.Megan took most of them.
Ladies and gents, this is my brother
and the hair style megan gave him for the american idol thing
yeah it was faux hawk, but his hair ended up being to long
My cousin Cole, he won the AMerican Idol
For the first time ever on el jayy
my wonderful parents
they love karioke
my cousins, we have
Luis who is actually my cousins fiance, Eric who called me fat, and Patrick
ok so then the night passed with all its fun and drama and we went on the gem car
oh yes, I am the best driver ever
the house we crashed
we found this picture on the wall
and i tried drawing a mustache on it
but it didnt work
we thought it was dirty until we realized he was holding a guitar
beer was involed......
ok so this house was fucking huge
so huge, this is the elevator shaft theyre putting in
who the fuck puts an elevator in a two story house?
So in their back yard theyre building a pool
which has a cave with a jacuzzi
and patrick was jealous
so he pissed in it
we kinda trashed this house
Patrick and Megan broke down the wood banister the workers put up to keep them from falling off of the second story and threw it to the first
we found spray paint and drew a messed up penis on the wall and wrote the word fuck
and threw a can of paint at the wall
we didnt take pictures though because the battery on the camera died
oh well
So we bought our tickets to see Pirates of the carribean
but it was sold out till 10:45
and we were there at 7
so we had alotta time to kill
first, we went to win dixie
This is Ronnie
he doest usually come with us
but we let him hang this time
Alvaro
yeah they sell clothes at supermarkets?!@$%#
Then we went to Blockbuster
and the guy who worked there was following us and listening to our conversation
because we were talking about people we would fuck
and other stuff close to that nonsense
Then we went to some craft store
me and Jen snuck off and hid from everyone else
but they ended up leaving us
so we had to go find them
and when we did, Jen and Danny disappeared for the rest of the night
Christian
he was hungry so we walked over to taco bell
and we got stopped in the parking lot by some hot kids who wanted us to smoke weed with them
one of them was like super hot
and we said he could have butt sex with alvaro for a $1.75
but all they had was a dollar
so they gave us a ciggarete
but it got wet so i gave it back
and they left
Ronnie thinks hes the sexiest thing alive and always takes pics of himself
but he really isnt that cute
AT ALL
Avlaro doesnt like to have pics taken of himself
but sometime I can catch him off gaurd
we ran into some kids we knew skateboarding in the parking lot
we killed time with them
and then walked over to regal
where we found this guy
and Christian is jealous because I'm going to marry him
yeah we also killed sometime in the arcade
and finally went into the movie
which was so fantastic and actiony and marvelous
and it ended at like 1:30
so we all went home
today I went to my cousin Britanny's graduation party
and her brother Brett (whos 15--which is my age) had some friends over
and me and megan hung out with them for a bit
they shot golfballs off the dock
and me and megan watched
and some old guy came out to show us all up
and he takes a swing, and misses the ball
then he takes another swing
hits it
and it plops about 1 foot into the lake
and he just walked away with out saying anything
we hit a whole bunch of them into the nieghbors yard
so hes going to come out and wonder why the hell he has 20 golf balls in his backyard
OH MAH GOSH
they had like a cd made up of a whole bunch of music to play in the backyard
and they had a Franz Ferdinand song
so i totally flipped out
which was funny
ok so i'm out
peace n lalalalalalove
p.s. my throat is still being a butt and hurting
and I'm not 100% better yet
so I still feel like crap