What if God...
So the past two days have been the fucking WEIRDEST of days. My mom got pissed off at me for not wanting to go to church.
Escuse fucking moi if I don't think that in order to go to church, that I should have to wear a fucking skirt and dress...
I mean honestly...
Does God care if I wear pants?
I don't think he does.
And if he does... then...
I'm fucked.
Then I realized that I dance like a whore. And then the fact that I'm 99.5% black (Honestly, I consider myself 100% eskimo) doesn't help. It only ensures that I have rhythm, and that I can actually dance. That sounds stereotypical doesn't it? -_- No.. It's not. It's kind of true. All black people can dance. I mean, I haven't seen one black person that can't dance. o_O Even Carlton off the Fresh Prince can fucking dance. He just dances like an idiot. But there are some episodes (like the one where he signs up to be a stripper) where he actually shows off his dancing skills. Show me one black person that can't dance, and I'll show you one black person that wasn't raised around other black people.
Yes.
I dance like a whore.
I shake my ass....
.... and with rhythm.
And it's whorish.
... And I'm not racist. This I fucking swear. So don't message me saying I'm racist. Because I'm not. I hate people equally. I do not shun someone based on their color or creed. If they are human, then I hate them. Understood?
Okay, but seriously... I'm really not racist. And I'm not just repeating it because I'm in denial. GOD! I FUCKING SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT! -_- Just.. stop reading...
Smurfs up, dude!
Escuse fucking moi if I don't think that in order to go to church, that I should have to wear a fucking skirt and dress...
I mean honestly...
Does God care if I wear pants?
I don't think he does.
And if he does... then...
I'm fucked.
Then I realized that I dance like a whore. And then the fact that I'm 99.5% black (Honestly, I consider myself 100% eskimo) doesn't help. It only ensures that I have rhythm, and that I can actually dance. That sounds stereotypical doesn't it? -_- No.. It's not. It's kind of true. All black people can dance. I mean, I haven't seen one black person that can't dance. o_O Even Carlton off the Fresh Prince can fucking dance. He just dances like an idiot. But there are some episodes (like the one where he signs up to be a stripper) where he actually shows off his dancing skills. Show me one black person that can't dance, and I'll show you one black person that wasn't raised around other black people.
Yes.
I dance like a whore.
I shake my ass....
.... and with rhythm.
And it's whorish.
... And I'm not racist. This I fucking swear. So don't message me saying I'm racist. Because I'm not. I hate people equally. I do not shun someone based on their color or creed. If they are human, then I hate them. Understood?
Okay, but seriously... I'm really not racist. And I'm not just repeating it because I'm in denial. GOD! I FUCKING SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT! -_- Just.. stop reading...
Smurfs up, dude!