I murdered a monster becase the voices told me too
Pick the month you were born with:
January- I danced with
Febuary- I loved
March- I choked on
April- I tripped over
May- I sang to
June- I murdered
July- I kicked
August- I had lunch with
September- I punched
October- I barfed on
November- I yelled at
December- I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- a paperclip
2- a monster
3- a phone
4- a guy's calf muscle
5- a gangster
6- a jerkface
7- a llama
8- a banana
9- myself
10- my neighbor
11- an ipod
12- my dog
13- Chuck Norris
14- a stuffed animal
15- a goat
16- a pickle
17- your mom
18- a spoon
19- a napkin dispenser
20- a concrete slab
21- a permanent marker
22- a chinchilla
23- a noodle
24- my beach condo
25- a baseball bat
26- my sister
27- my cell phone
28- a candle
29- a thorn bush
30- a cd
31- a guy with OCD (Obssessive-Compulsive Disorder)
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White- because I'm desperate for mustard.
Black- because I'm a ninja who wants Taco Bell.
Pink- because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red- because I was mad.
Blue- because the voices told me to.
Green- because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Purple- because I'm a jerkface.
Gray- because I want to be a foot doctor.
Yellow- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange- because everybody's doing it.
Other- because that's how I roll.
Then post your answer as the subject
Stolen from pyrateduvessa
January- I danced with
Febuary- I loved
March- I choked on
April- I tripped over
May- I sang to
June- I murdered
July- I kicked
August- I had lunch with
September- I punched
October- I barfed on
November- I yelled at
December- I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- a paperclip
2- a monster
3- a phone
4- a guy's calf muscle
5- a gangster
6- a jerkface
7- a llama
8- a banana
9- myself
10- my neighbor
11- an ipod
12- my dog
13- Chuck Norris
14- a stuffed animal
15- a goat
16- a pickle
17- your mom
18- a spoon
19- a napkin dispenser
20- a concrete slab
21- a permanent marker
22- a chinchilla
23- a noodle
24- my beach condo
25- a baseball bat
26- my sister
27- my cell phone
28- a candle
29- a thorn bush
30- a cd
31- a guy with OCD (Obssessive-Compulsive Disorder)
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White- because I'm desperate for mustard.
Black- because I'm a ninja who wants Taco Bell.
Pink- because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red- because I was mad.
Blue- because the voices told me to.
Green- because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Purple- because I'm a jerkface.
Gray- because I want to be a foot doctor.
Yellow- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange- because everybody's doing it.
Other- because that's how I roll.
Then post your answer as the subject
Stolen from pyrateduvessa