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Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin. (laughs)
Guy 2: (laughs) I'm cold. (shivers)
Peter: Oh my god! Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says "Oooooooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Pillsbury Dough Boy: Nothing says I love you like something from... Hey! What the hell are you doing you crazy bitc-- (gets rolled over).
Peter: (in a letter) Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: (cuts eggs) Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it; and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail. And I promise I won’t make it easy for you.
Stewie: (with Bible) My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin. (laughs)
Guy 2: (laughs) I'm cold. (shivers)
Peter: Oh my god! Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says "Oooooooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Pillsbury Dough Boy: Nothing says I love you like something from... Hey! What the hell are you doing you crazy bitc-- (gets rolled over).
Peter: (in a letter) Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: (cuts eggs) Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it; and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail. And I promise I won’t make it easy for you.
Stewie: (with Bible) My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.