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Well,
I'm back from St. Augustine. It was fun. Got a sword. Went to the beach
a few times. I got my left eyebrow and tongue pierced. Now I just need
to get my right eyebrow done, my ears, maybe my lip, and most likely my
two in my la-brae. The piercings didn't hurt at all. Only if I
didn't have to eat, the tongue piercing wouldn't hurt. Had to
learn how to talk all over again. Couldn't pronounce a few words, still
have difficulty doing so. Well, that wasn't even close to everything
that happened in the past week. But, deal with it.
I began playing Americas Army again. Most likely going to join The Company Clan. I like it in there, they are funny. They just fuck with the other teams, and I join in. We all take out our binoculars and try to find each other. Then we try to dance and roll around on the floor. After a few minutes pass by, we decide to defend our side of the map and kick ass. But I haven't slept in a long time, so I kept dying because my eyes couldn't stay open while I was camping and they naded me a lot. I can't fucking wait until I get comcast, I'll rule everyone's ass on there. I just have dsl light, so I lag a lot and it is difficult dodging fire when you have a two second lag. Sometimes up to five or six. So, I'm stuck on two maps, bridge and weapons cache until I get faster internet, then I can go on the bigger maps once again. I didn't spend three hours completing special forces training for nothing. It's sad, two of those hours I spent on the written exam. I have like ADD or something. I couldn't pay attention. So I had to keep taking it over and over again.
I like to piss myself before I jump into the pool. Then I can watch people walk through it. It makes me smile.
I can booty dance, it is magnificent.
I love Jackie.
Side salad?
Now you've got something to die for!
I found these two scimitars that I really want, but I'm not going to get. I don't like holding back my killer instinct, so i'm better off without them. They match each other as well.
Did I ever tell you how much I wanted you to die?
Never piss me off while I'm driving. The chances of everyone in the car dying goes up about 70%.
Ah, I drive Jackie back and forth to practice everyday for the rest of the week. I need to find a hobby besides for masturbation.
Vienna Sausages are the shiz.
Dani Filth is probably the sexiest man alive. No lie..
Except for Trent Reznor.. NINE INCH NAILS CONCERT IN OCTOBER! I would so make love to that man.
I can't wait until I get out of school. Then I can leave all of you little bastards behind and go far away. Maybe I'll follow the Nine Inch Nails tour bus and become a hippie.
But for right now, I plan on pissing off as many people as I can, and maybe get head while doing it.
My favorite kind of nipples are round, any other shape and I get scared.
Have you ever shoved your bare ass in someone's face and pressed your cheeks against his/hers as hard as you can and enjoyed it? I have.
My spider, it is becoming hostile.
Pantera - Fucking Hostile
(I didn't know I couldn't do that)
I began playing Americas Army again. Most likely going to join The Company Clan. I like it in there, they are funny. They just fuck with the other teams, and I join in. We all take out our binoculars and try to find each other. Then we try to dance and roll around on the floor. After a few minutes pass by, we decide to defend our side of the map and kick ass. But I haven't slept in a long time, so I kept dying because my eyes couldn't stay open while I was camping and they naded me a lot. I can't fucking wait until I get comcast, I'll rule everyone's ass on there. I just have dsl light, so I lag a lot and it is difficult dodging fire when you have a two second lag. Sometimes up to five or six. So, I'm stuck on two maps, bridge and weapons cache until I get faster internet, then I can go on the bigger maps once again. I didn't spend three hours completing special forces training for nothing. It's sad, two of those hours I spent on the written exam. I have like ADD or something. I couldn't pay attention. So I had to keep taking it over and over again.
I like to piss myself before I jump into the pool. Then I can watch people walk through it. It makes me smile.
I can booty dance, it is magnificent.
I love Jackie.
Side salad?
Now you've got something to die for!
I found these two scimitars that I really want, but I'm not going to get. I don't like holding back my killer instinct, so i'm better off without them. They match each other as well.
Did I ever tell you how much I wanted you to die?
Never piss me off while I'm driving. The chances of everyone in the car dying goes up about 70%.
Ah, I drive Jackie back and forth to practice everyday for the rest of the week. I need to find a hobby besides for masturbation.
Vienna Sausages are the shiz.
Dani Filth is probably the sexiest man alive. No lie..
Except for Trent Reznor.. NINE INCH NAILS CONCERT IN OCTOBER! I would so make love to that man.
I can't wait until I get out of school. Then I can leave all of you little bastards behind and go far away. Maybe I'll follow the Nine Inch Nails tour bus and become a hippie.
But for right now, I plan on pissing off as many people as I can, and maybe get head while doing it.
My favorite kind of nipples are round, any other shape and I get scared.
Have you ever shoved your bare ass in someone's face and pressed your cheeks against his/hers as hard as you can and enjoyed it? I have.
My spider, it is becoming hostile.
Pantera - Fucking Hostile
(I didn't know I couldn't do that)