sacred heart girls
you know you go to sacred heart when...
written by laura (lt), murphy (mb), amy (am), najeema (nt), gina (gs), devon (dd), megan (md), erika (ej) and whitney (wp) thanks everyone!! i hope i gave everyone credit!!)
1) You know what a portry is-lt
2) You babysit for ASH alumni-lt
3) You have seen Donovan take off his shirt on three or more seperate occasions- mb
4) You know more than you ever wanted to know about Devin-mb
5) You know what gouter is and conge and you know how to pronounce them-mb
6) You think it's normal to have a dining room in your school-mb
7) You've been on the catwalk and the roof-mb
8) You change in the halls and don't care who's looking-lt
9) You change in the parking lot-mb
10) You've made an outline of a body backstaage-lt
11) You worship a a piece of wood-lt
12) You wash brushes in the downstaris bathroom-mb
13) You know what 'washing brushes' really means-mb
14) You eat off eachother's plates-lt
15) You've helped a friend sneak past the maintenance men to be with her boyfriend-lt
16) You know who Judith his right away... and no, not from the Bible-lt
17) You have met a guy online-lt
18) You gasp and stare when a guy walks down the hallway-mb
19) You look foreward to religion class after freshman year-mb
20) You talk about porn, drinking, drugs, and STD's in history class-lt
21) The OC is discussed during class time-mb
22) You can talk about your history teacher (in her voice) for over two hours-mb
23) You skip class because of feminine issues-lt
24) You're not ALLOWED to skip class because your teachers are 99% female-mb
25) You have or have had a LiveJournal and a MySpace-lt
26) You can actually eat unidentified food left in the lounge-mb
27) Anorexia is a sin-mb
28) You share drinks and then say, "Why am I sick?" a week later-lt
29) Nothing is a secret-lt
30) Gossip spreads faster than sickness-mb
31) Whore/bitch/slut are terms of endearment-mb
32) You create new derogatory terms such as 'hobitch', 'slutbag', etc...-mb
33) Everything has a demeaning word attached to it, i.e. hoe, slut, bitch-lt
34) You talk about about psycological issues like nothing's wrong with having them-lt
35) 75% of the people you know have ADD OR ADHD-mb
36) You actually watch Lifetime movies... and enjoy them-mb
37) It's okay not to shower for a few days-lt
38) You don't shave regularly-mb
39) You do the 'skirt shave' (from the top of your knee socks to the bottom of your skirt)-mb
40) You already knew what a skirt shave was-mb
41) You play solitare instead of playing attention in class-lt
42) You can identify most plaid skirts-lt
43) You have a friend bitch out a person that's annoying you-lt
44) When too lazy to get out of a chair you sit on the closest person's lap-lt
45) Sitting on each other's laps is completely natural-lt
46) Wearing skirts without shorts underneath feels weird-lt
47) When someone says they got a boyfriend everone hugs said person-lt
48) When breaking up with a boy, everyone supports you by offering food-lt
49) Most talk is of boys and celebrities we would like to marry-lt
50) You don't always brush your hair every day-lt
51) You know/ are friends with/ related to someone at U of D-lt
52) You get smarter the shorter your skirt gets-lt
53) Instead of being good girls who attend mass you plan a secret meeting in the bathroom-lt
54) Prayer services/ reconciliation are blown off by gossiping in the bathroom-lt
55) Teachers spend the final preperation time for a test teaching you new material-mb
56) You get yelled at for using your phone at 7 p.m.-lt
57) With enough to feed 52, there still isn't enough food to feed a class of 26-lt
58) Two words. Ebaum's World-lt
59) You can make fun of a faculty member in another class and your teacher thinks it's funny-mb
60) The term 'staffulty' is commonly used-mb
61) A teacher has given you their password for thier laptop-mb
62) You have been out of the country/state with your teacher(project term)-mb
63) When the server is down you get PISSED and act as if the world is to implode-am
64) You know everyone's login password-am
65) When Dufford gets up during modtog you know you're going to be there for a while-am
66) You know what modtog is-am
67) Despite what the teachers say you still sign your fellow mentees in-am
68) The words 'mentor pass' mean little to you-am
69) Asking for a party for no apparent reason is okay-am
70) Choir is just an excuse for a free-am
71) Getting your yearbook in the middle of the next year is perfectly normal-am
72) You know the Prize Day chair story by heart-am
73) You also know the words of the mass by heart...-am
74) On Fridays, you completely avoid Duford's side of the hall so that you don't get a personal invitation to Heart to Heart-md
75) You know every way to hack into the server and get on AIM-md
76) Formal Uniform for your laptop is just another one of Hess's bad images-md
77) Emails are frequently sent out about lost doney and bourke purses and tiffany's jewelry-mb
78) P.M.S. stands for Play More Solitare-mb
79) Yes, it has occured to you that formal uniform's initals are FU-mb
80) Food in the lounge is a lost cause-wp
81) The SCG room is also the lunch room, and the feminine issue room, and the in-school suspention room-wp
82) Boys are not allowed in your school or at least on your floor-wp
83) You dream of theology because you can literally dream in it... via sleeping-wp
84) You know what a Mr.s Jones' story is... usually involves medical issues or the like-wp
85) You know EXACTLY were in Virginia Mrs. Jones lived-mb
86) You know who your Candlelight date is almost a year in advance-wp
87) When said Candleight date backs out soon before, all your friends call and harass said ex-date -wp
88) Bake sales are some of the best things on earth-wp
89) Pizza sale goes closely with the bake sale-wp
90) ...Not to mention bagel sales-wp
91) You know who all thinks Rossi is hot-wp
92) Food is officially the 6th goal-wp
93) You get really excited when lacross wins agains your arch enemy- Marian.-wp
94) You know and worship 2 Unique-wp
95) You have been harassed by one SCG group or another in the past few hours-wp
96) You have been sent an email about how horrid the lounge is... in the fast few days-wp
97) You remember what Prize Day is... and you have memorized the Cat Steven's song- Morning Has Broken-wp
98) Seniors spend the entire year talking about what thier white dresses are like... for the week fo graduation-wp
99) You have a debutant ball... known as Candlelight-wp
100) You love the IT guys and everything they do for you-wp
101) You love your class-wp
102) Mrs. Rumbell continually harasses you about detentions-wp
103) Sports lunches feed the school-wp
104) You know your school is more than a school, and you would do anything to just have one more day with your class because even though you hate them sometimes, they are closer than your sisters... you know ASH will help shape who and what you are in the future and that ASH will forever be with you-wp
105) "I'ts time to leave/ yet we believe/ part of who we are will stay behind..." still pops randomly into your head-mb
106) You can remember when you were in the love liturgy-mb
107) You know what a 'Lifer' is... and not from prison-mb
108) You have everyone in the whole Upper School on your MySpace account...-nt
109) You know what the hell an Upper School is...-nt
110) You know everyone in the whole school by name-nt
111) Half the teachers hate the Junior class-nt
112) You know the EXACT hight of a pop can-mb
113) ...And a two-liter bottle-mb
114) Science Night isn't just for geeks-mb
115) You know the 5 goals... more or less...-mb
116) Wearing men's shoes is socially acceptable-mb
117) You have tried on a little kid's jumper-mb
118) Theology is your favourite class- even if you're not catholic-mb
119) If a guy walks in on you changing, the first things that go through your head are 1) 'Thank God I have a bra on...' 2) 'What the hell, he's seen it all before' and you continue to change-mb
120) You don't see anything wrong with guys and gals changing together for the play-mb
121) Modesty is relative to how many adults are present-mb
122) You're an expert 'locker room changer' yet you never use it-mb
123) You know you can get away with murder in the lounge because teachers don't walk in case people are changing-mb
124) You know 'Bearss' is not pronounced 'bears-es'-mb
125) You know what rscj stands for-mb
126) ... In French-mb
127) You know your colour family-mb
128) You are still mad about the primary wing / boy's middle school / field house-mb
129) You think the Middle School for Boys is a waste of time and money: and you state your oppinion often-mb
130) You now truely know the value of air conditioning-mb
131) Every complaint begins with 'We're not paying $16,000 a year for..."-mb
132) You remember when our curtains were red-mb
133) You realize that our curtains are actually pink-mb
134) You know where each play is written on the wall-mb
135) You're a feminist, that HAS to have a boyfriend-mb
136) You know the maintenence men by name-mb
137) It is still shocking and brings back emotional scars from when you found out that Mrs. Meyer smokes-mb
138) You can name two teachers off the top of your head with southern drawls-mb
139) That bio paper was the hardest thing you've EVER had to do-mb
140) You know exactly who in your grade drinks and does drugs-mb
141) You realize that when playing 'ten fingers' there's always going to be somebody who has to have twenty-mb
142) You know one of your teachers was a hippie (... you want to know who now, doncha?)-mb
143) ...Because they've admited it-mb
144) You know modern hippies-mb
145) You know that crew really is hard work-mb
146) Seniors and old classmates drop in regularly-mb
147) You have seen your most conservative teacher dance on stage-mb
148) You have had an IT guy DJ for a dance-mb
149) You know what an IT guy is-mb
150) You can think of ten ways off the top of your head to hide your cell phone-mb
151) You are familiar with the phrase 'WW06D?' and '...Something Stupid'-mb
152) You know it's not the teachers who direct the 'respect' talk-mb
153) Whan that April....-mb
154) You begin every convorsation with 'Hokay. So.'-mb
155) You can work 'shfifty-five' into a convorsation-mb
156) D-day comes once or twice every two weeks... and it's not a big deal-mb
157) You still see your primary teachers in the hallway-mb
158) ... And they reccognize you-mb
159) ... And they remember your best friend from kindergarden-mb
160) It's hard to beat the preschool (you all know what I'm talking about)-mb
161) You can name at least three celebrities that are ASH parents-mb
162) It's not that unusual to know someone who owns a plane-mb
163) Half of the Detroit Piston's kids go to your school, along with the RedWings-md
164) Field trips in the highschool consist of getting shots so that you can go teach orphans how to read-md
165) Europe and the Amazon are popular field trip destinations-md
166) The whole school has thier period at the same time-md
167) Drama at Sacred Heart is more than an SCG group-md
168) You have friends who are 3, 4, and 5 years old-md
169) Eyebrows is a common name for your math teacher-md
170) Your science teacher commonly coughs mucus and flem onto the floor-md
171) None of the clocks ever work-md
172) The announcements started playing on the last day of class-md
173) The preschool teachers are also some of your friend's moms-md
174) No one wants to take art... Ever. -md
175) Just say Pegleg, Peggers, Sister Senile, buuuuuuut...., give it to me!, know it! K-N-O-W!, or uhhh.... Courtney! and everyone will know who you're talking about-mb
176) The Media Center printer never works-mb
177) You know what a 'Media Center' is-mb
178) Your computer has a name-ej
179) You know all the excuses for where your laptop case is-ej
180) It is usual to see male teachers skip or run-ej
181) You complain about having to carry a laptop, sports bag, and backpack up the stairs-md
182) Lost paper costs $10 to get replaced-md
183) Your dates to dances quickly learn who Mrs. Jones is-md
184) Your Christmas dance date and your friends hugged Sr. Bearss because she was a nun-md
185) Your history teacher complains about your spelling-ej
186) Nicknames for your history teacher consist of Peg and Peg Leg to name a few-ej
187) You know how to relate baseball mitts, ducks, and cancer-ej
188) You think about the quadratic formula in your sleep-ej
189) The only final you're worried about is math-ej
190) You know where your teachers lilve-ej
191) ...And you've been to thier houses-ej
192) You know all about a certain teacher's prom night-ej
193) Your teachers bribe you with food if they really want something from you-ej
194) You're lucky if you have one teacher with a normal American accent in your semester-ej
195) You ask when you have a free dress if it is a FREE-free dress-ej
196) You hitchhike rides home from classmates-ej
197) You never know what Hehs really does-ej
198) You can tell who plays lacrosse when they can walk up the stairs-ej
199) You would love to hear the correct notes on the piano (for once)-ej
200) You eat more when you don't bring a lunch-ej
201) You know what a Buildings Roman is-ej
202) You 'work' on your laptop-ej
203) You have been told that your laptop does not go on your lap-ej
204) All your teachers should be getting AUP violations-ej
205) You know what an AUP violation is-mb
206) You know when you get the chanse to sit it out or dance, you'll DANCE.-dd
207) Nuns wear biker jackets to conge and halloween-md
208) You know when there is a visitor when people are nice to eachother-ej
209) You know how to act 'fake'-ej
210) You know more about your teachers than they know about themselves-ej
211) When the school gets a new teacher, you're lucky if they are under the age of 40-ej
212) Your teachers know about as much about the class you're taking as you do-md
213) The computer guys and the science teacher have crushes on each other-md
214) You can summarize your history class in a paragraph-ej
215) You wish you could summarize math AND understand it-ej
216) You learn more about sister peggy than sociology-mb
217) They teach you trig in geometry 1-mb
218) When the battle fiercest means mass is over-md
219) You go shopping in the lost-and-found bin-gs
220) When the chords for 'In The Morning of My Life' start you wish you were dead-md
221) You want to hear Hehs sing 'In the Morning of My Life'-md
222) You wish math was second hour so activity could always run into it-md
223) The lounge functions as a substitute locker.- nt
224) You recieve personally calls at the portry.-nt
225) Your christmas dance date refers to your headmistress as Sr. Six Pack-md
226) You know what a headmistress is.-md