Application
Name/Nickname: Julia
Age: 14
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Location: New Jersey
Hobbies: singing, dancing, theater, touching everyone’s hair, writing
Promote us in a community and another journal, and include the links to prove (we are not responsible for promotion where it is not allowed!):
Community: http://www.livejournal.com/community/000000amazincom/558412.html
Journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/lyk_omg_pie/300.html?view=300#t300
Favorites & WHY
TV Shows:Next because the people are so shallow that it’s funny.
The Brini Maxwell Show because it’s hilarious, whoever plays Brini is an amazing actor/actress, and it actually has some good ideas.
Bands/Singers: Frou Frou, because their sound is a bit different than most of today’s bands, the lyrics are simple yet meaningful, and I sing those songs pretty damn good.
The Scissor Sisters, because they have good beats and they’re hilarious.
Christina Aguilera(sp?), because she’s an amazing singer and I want to be as successful as she is one day.
Actors & Actresses: Christina Applegate, because she’s beautiful and is living my dream by performing on Broadway in “Sweet Charity”(which just happens to be the play my school just finished.)
Rob Schneider, because he’s a fantastic actor and has really cool eyes.
Movies: The Hot Chick, because Rob Schneider’s in it, it’s jokes were original and unforgettable, and the acting was superb.
I Am Sam because the actor playing Sam was like an adorable baby(not to mention completely talented), there were subtle funny parts, and the movie had a great message.
Stores:579, because I’m petite and thin, so everything fits me. Plus, I love the bright colors.
Bang Bang, because I love the flashy style they have.
Opinion
Veganism / Vegetarianism: I say, if that’s what you want to do, do it. If you choose not to eat animals/animal products, it’s fine by me. Just let me enjoy my hamburger without you nagging me.
Wearing Fur / Leather: I personally think it’s wrong. Killing an animal just to make a “fashion statement” is inhumane and moronic. It doesn’t even look nice. There is nothing hip or sexy about draping a dead animal over your shoulders and calling it “chic”.
Now pick a controversial topic of your own and sway us with an educated opinion. (Hint: I would not choose abortion / gay rights as we have heard it a million times):
Death Penalty: I am against the death penalty. If someone did something so terrible, they should suffer in jail for the rest of their pathetic lives. I think being trapped in a cell and living with the guilt of what you did for years is far more punishing than dying.
Hot or Not and WHY
Ashton Kutcher: Hot. He proved his acting skills in The Butterfly Effect, yet he still can play funnier roles with ease. I think Punk’d is hilarious. I also think it’s way cool that he’s dating Demi, because she’s awesomely pretty and a great actress. Plus, he’s great to her daughters.
Britney Spears: Hot. I think it’s cool that she keeps people guessing and likes to surprise her audience. She’s a great dancer, and I love how she subtly breaks the mold once in a while.
Jesse McCartney: Not. He’s incredibly cute, but his music is awfully generic, not to mention pretty corny.
Pamela Anderson: Not. She used to be pretty, but she’s messed with herself so much that she looks fake and trashy. She isn’t that good of an actress, and anyone that’s most well-known for her king-size breasts can’t be all that special.
Burn Book - This is where you bash three celebrities of your choice.
Rules 1)We must know who they are. 2) NO POLITICAL FIGURES! 3)Burn some one other than the obvious (no burning Britney, Hilary, Avril, Anna Nicole, Ashlee and Jessica for once!)
1. Slipknot- This band sums up the meaning of “trying too hard”. They wear those stupid masks that are not only ugly, but also scream “Look at me! Look at me! I’m hardcore!”. Their music sounds like someone screaming from a terrible case of constipation. Anyone who says that they sing is either extremely inept when it comes to music or on drugs. It doesn’t make sense that a band like Frou Frou can be great with only two members, while Slipknot has nine and they still suck.
2. Ashanti- Hello, Narrowface. She can’t sing at all, and the accompanies her nasal notes with stiff, robotic dance moves. She’s so weird looking that it’s no surprise she always covers her bony face with some tacky, “ghetto fab” hat. Ashanti, do you want people to buy your album? Get cheek implants, serious dance lessons, and voice training. THEN we’ll talk.
3. Fat Joe- His songs are pointless. Lean back? I don’t think he can lean back without his knees giving out under his ridiculous weight. He’s not black, he’s not attractive, and he’s not talented. He and his “Terror Squad” are sad, ugly versions of G-Unit, and they make the Bronx seem like this terribly hardcore place. Puh-lease. My best friend lived there, it isn’t that bad at all. He should just give it up and go drown his sorrows in a Big Mac. Or seven.
More about you
What is one thing you couldn't live without? My friends.
Which celebrity do you think you most resemble? Alyson Michalka
Why do you want to be in this community? Because I thought Mean Girls was fantastic, and I will burn applicants to a crisp if they’re fat/ugly/stupid enough.
Lastly, post at least 1 picture of yourself.
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