Cheeky trip to A&E
Went to a banger of a house party last night. They had a (semi-pro I guess?) DJ set up in the living room and had done the whole place out with fairy lights and drapes and stuff, stuck a gazebo up in the garden, and blocked off the stairs with an actual roadblock sign. The house was HUGE, ten people live there, and there must have been two or three hundred people in the house by 1am, mostly crammed in and around the living room where the main music was.
The police bust in at about 4 to shut it down and I jumped down from the garden to the pavement, about a 5 foot drop. You would think I'd be better at falling given I do it two dozen times a day when I climb, but I landed like the flat-footed drunken oaf I was and absolutely ruined my sole. Got it X-rayed today and Lynn (my nurse) said it is 'the most heavily bruised foot I've seen without a break or ligament damage' so I guess that's an achievement? I was hopping around the hospital like a total twat, it was great, and they gave me some hydrocodone for the pain which made me really hungry so I demolished 3 cream eggs and 1 caramel egg in the waiting room in about 5 minutes which is a new PB.
Go Team Toilet!
The police bust in at about 4 to shut it down and I jumped down from the garden to the pavement, about a 5 foot drop. You would think I'd be better at falling given I do it two dozen times a day when I climb, but I landed like the flat-footed drunken oaf I was and absolutely ruined my sole. Got it X-rayed today and Lynn (my nurse) said it is 'the most heavily bruised foot I've seen without a break or ligament damage' so I guess that's an achievement? I was hopping around the hospital like a total twat, it was great, and they gave me some hydrocodone for the pain which made me really hungry so I demolished 3 cream eggs and 1 caramel egg in the waiting room in about 5 minutes which is a new PB.
Go Team Toilet!