Couldn't help it- it's too me...

[_maxpower]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I helped edenbug across the street (6 points). Last month I bought porn for orangesodagurl (10 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole _achoo's purse (30 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (740 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
_maxpower