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Jul 19, 2004 17:37

Five days I've been here counting today. Five days I've been missing back home. If time is moving there like it is here, I bet my parent's probably called the police by now, thinking I was abducted. If not, maybe when we go back It will be the exact moment it happened. Which I hope its the latter, since I don't want my parents to worry. Plus if they did call the police, what are they going to do. I'm not exactly around to look for.

Heh, Headline: Boy gets abducted by fairytale book after being stupid and reading something out of it. Group of people dragged with him. Story at 10.

Yeah, pretty sure thats not going to happen.


Meanwhile back here, things are getting pretty intense. Gabe, the guy with the leiderhosens, has gone missing. No one knows where he is at. Everyone got the theory that he's off doing the hansel and gretal story. Which, um, not good. I haven't mentioned it, but Hansel gets locked in a stable for a month before the witch even tries to eat him. I haven't told anyone that though, maybe it won't go the way its suppose to. Also everyone seems to get frustrated when I explain the details of the stories, like its my fault. I didn't write the stories, I just read them!

After that, Destiny, the girl who is Snow White, ended up with the seven dwarves following her everywhere. I have to say, the dwarves are really cute. They're like a bunch of little kids. I think my favorite is Dopey, like he was when i watched the Disney movie when I was little. And its pretty amusing to watch all these dwarves try to follow their Snow White everywhere.

Yesterday, we finally reached the Sleeping Beauty castle. Connor, the quiet guy who slayed the dragon when we first arrived, hacked through the briars and thorns while we waited. All I have is a pipe, so its not like I could of helped him. Plus according to the story only a prince could do it, everyone else would get trapped and die a horrible death. So I wasn't really eager to test that part of the story. After what seemed a long time, Connor finally got through. We followed him into the castle, and I wandered off from the rest of the group while they searched for Sleeping Beauty, or who they hoped to be Gia. I ended up in the kitchen, not really sure how. I guess I was just hungry, even though there was nothing to eat in there, all of it would of rotted away during the hundred years. But suddenly one of the cooks woke up and starting demanding why I was in the kitchen, hitting me with his spoon, ow. Which meant someone had broken the spell, and maybe it was Gia afterall. So I went to find the others.

Turns outs, not so much. The spell was broken, and by Connor, but it wasn't Gia. It was Briar Rose. She thinks Connor is her prince and that they are going to marry and live happily ever after. Have to admit, she has a point. The story says that the person who kissed her is her prince and they live happily ever after. And Connor did just that. The others? Not so happy with that logic, except for Connor who doesn't really seem to get it. Dylan seems really pissed about this, since he's Connor's boyfriend. Which, yeah, I get that point too. Right now? It just seems like a big mess. But Briar seems pretty nice. She gave us dinner and real beds to sleep in (think its the first time I've had a full night sleep since I got here). Its just, she's a fairy tale character, so she doesn't understand much reasoning past her story. Its almost sad when you think about it like that, she'll never grow past her story.

During dinner though, we all noticed that Rhia, the kind of slutty Red Riding Hood, had gone missing. We looked around the castle for her, but we couldn't find her. She came back this morning before we set out, with the woodsman from the Red Riding Hood story. From what I heard between Oz's snarls, she messed up and kissed him, and now they are engaged. Which, um, this is bad. I can't remember Red Riding Hood getting engaged to the Woodsman, of course I always thought her to be Taylor or Megan's age, when marriage is wrong even by medevil standards.

we're heading to Rapunzel's tower in hopes of finding Gia there. Leading us is Rump, who I'm still trying to remember where he's from in fairy tales. Following us are seven dwarves, Briar Rose from sleeping beauty, and the woodsman from Little Red Riding Hood. Dylan, Destiny, and Oz all look like they are about to burst. So I'm really hoping that we get there soon and it is Gia, because I want to go home as soon as possible, and I really hope that Hamelin is not on the way to the tower. Because I don't want to go along with that story.
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