Random Acts Of Insanity
The first part of my day can only be described using two words: Kick Ass...
*MAST BLAST
*Sir Pizzas
*5 hours of down time
*DRUNKEN COLLEGE GIRLS!!!!!!
Now the second part on the other hand...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
*Only one thing took place and it basically ruined my day.I think it's enough to kill anyones day so here goes...I was taking the bus, as usual, when I decided to get off a little early. Take a stroll. Seeing as though I was right by the AAA I figured "Hey, it'll be cool if I walk around for a while...".Boy,was I horribly wrong.
*** WARNING:THE EVENTS THAT FOLLOW ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART AND ARE DISGUSTING AS HELL ***
AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A BUREAUCRAT, BUMS ARE WHAT WE INSENSITIVE PEOPLE CALL THE HOMELESS.
Now as you all know, there is a vacant lot behind the AAA, that a bum (or two) will usually call "home". Little did I know, two bums (male and female) happened to be playing pelvic pinnacle whilst I made my quiet ,but sure footed approach. I'd say they must have been at it for about 30s until a Miami Beach Police Officer rolled up, asked me "what the fuck is going on here?" and then pulled the two off of each other and arrested their homeless asses for lude behavior. When will they learn, don't commit a crime unless you're rich enough to get away with it. That was one of the most emotionally scarring events of my damn life...and may I add...EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.I mean the smells and the scars and the track marks on the arms and the missing teeth. It was enough to drive a person to drink. I don't even think the police officer was up to arrest the two...And to think I was actually there for a few second, scratching my head and asking myself "what am I watching?".All while my Mp3 boomed the song' Closer by Nine Inch Nails. You know,the one with the lyrics "I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL". It's days like this that make me wish I lived in Alaska.
"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"
*PPANTS*
*MAST BLAST
*Sir Pizzas
*5 hours of down time
*DRUNKEN COLLEGE GIRLS!!!!!!
Now the second part on the other hand...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
*Only one thing took place and it basically ruined my day.I think it's enough to kill anyones day so here goes...I was taking the bus, as usual, when I decided to get off a little early. Take a stroll. Seeing as though I was right by the AAA I figured "Hey, it'll be cool if I walk around for a while...".Boy,was I horribly wrong.
*** WARNING:THE EVENTS THAT FOLLOW ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART AND ARE DISGUSTING AS HELL ***
AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A BUREAUCRAT, BUMS ARE WHAT WE INSENSITIVE PEOPLE CALL THE HOMELESS.
Now as you all know, there is a vacant lot behind the AAA, that a bum (or two) will usually call "home". Little did I know, two bums (male and female) happened to be playing pelvic pinnacle whilst I made my quiet ,but sure footed approach. I'd say they must have been at it for about 30s until a Miami Beach Police Officer rolled up, asked me "what the fuck is going on here?" and then pulled the two off of each other and arrested their homeless asses for lude behavior. When will they learn, don't commit a crime unless you're rich enough to get away with it. That was one of the most emotionally scarring events of my damn life...and may I add...EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.I mean the smells and the scars and the track marks on the arms and the missing teeth. It was enough to drive a person to drink. I don't even think the police officer was up to arrest the two...And to think I was actually there for a few second, scratching my head and asking myself "what am I watching?".All while my Mp3 boomed the song' Closer by Nine Inch Nails. You know,the one with the lyrics "I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL". It's days like this that make me wish I lived in Alaska.
"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"
*PPANTS*