Events of the Day
Events of the Day Complete with Ratings:
Today started with a Tibetan Yak letter from Qinz. WIN.
I also got a wedding invitation. SEMI-WIN.
Then we had to put the three cats and the dog in the car because someone was coming to look at the house. The dog pissed all over the back of the station wagon (and all over Binky -- my sister's cat.) EPIC FAIL.
We pulled off to the side of the road, opened the back of the car, and Roscoe (the dog) jumped out and took a crap in the front yard of a house that probably costs $600,000. FAIL.
With no nearby trash cans, Ronaldo (the stepdad) picks up the crap in a plastic grocery bag. Not wanting to take it into the car (which now smells like dog piss) he ties the plastic bag of canine crap to the roof rack of the car. It flapped in the breeze as we drove down the road. WTF??
I got a job interview. EPIC WIN!
I was on time for the interview. But I was at the wrong location. And on the wrong side of town. EPIC FAIL!!
I drove to the right location, pleaded, and had the interview. I did well. I passed to the second interview level. Next interview is on Thursday. HUZZAH.
First day of class. Torrential down pour. Umbrella didn't work. FAIL.
I walk into the classroom completely drenched. Teacher laughs and says, "Someone took their kayak to school today!" AWKWARD. BUT HUMOROUS.
Go home. Accidentally drop my laptop on the hardwood floor. Many screws popped out. I don't know where the screws go. But it still works. GUH.
I think it's time for bed. END.
Today started with a Tibetan Yak letter from Qinz. WIN.
I also got a wedding invitation. SEMI-WIN.
Then we had to put the three cats and the dog in the car because someone was coming to look at the house. The dog pissed all over the back of the station wagon (and all over Binky -- my sister's cat.) EPIC FAIL.
We pulled off to the side of the road, opened the back of the car, and Roscoe (the dog) jumped out and took a crap in the front yard of a house that probably costs $600,000. FAIL.
With no nearby trash cans, Ronaldo (the stepdad) picks up the crap in a plastic grocery bag. Not wanting to take it into the car (which now smells like dog piss) he ties the plastic bag of canine crap to the roof rack of the car. It flapped in the breeze as we drove down the road. WTF??
I got a job interview. EPIC WIN!
I was on time for the interview. But I was at the wrong location. And on the wrong side of town. EPIC FAIL!!
I drove to the right location, pleaded, and had the interview. I did well. I passed to the second interview level. Next interview is on Thursday. HUZZAH.
First day of class. Torrential down pour. Umbrella didn't work. FAIL.
I walk into the classroom completely drenched. Teacher laughs and says, "Someone took their kayak to school today!" AWKWARD. BUT HUMOROUS.
Go home. Accidentally drop my laptop on the hardwood floor. Many screws popped out. I don't know where the screws go. But it still works. GUH.
I think it's time for bed. END.