how can I be a male seed?

[_mariye_]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marije!

1. Marije once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
2. Without marije, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of marije.
4. Marije is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
5. The most dangerous form of marije is the bicycle.
6. Marije was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
7. The colour of marije is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
8. It's bad luck to whistle near marije!
9. Marije can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
10. Reindeer like to eat marije.