It's pretty lame, but the Dutch oven made me laugh :)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave
sezzie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I stole
pryde's purse (-30 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday
nonduplicity and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I gave
smokethekiller a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-171 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
_mariye_