Dammit...

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I found someone's hair one my bed, and WAS going to scan it to find out who was in my room...but whoever messed with my computer also got me a fucking virus. Once I fix the damn thing and delete that goddamn virus, whoever did this is going to fucking die. >:o

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[outerstellar]

IT'S THE END OF LIFE AS WE FUCKING KNOW IT.

I THINK THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT THAN WHO HAD SEX IN YOUR BED.

REALLY, MARIA.

[_maria_traydor_]

...I really don't have to stay here, I could just leave right now, I DO earn my own paycheck, so I've really got nothing to worry about. BUT I feel like staying here just to piss you bastards off.

[outerstellar]

FUCK YOU, MARIA.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU BITCH.

I NEVER LIKED YOU. NEVER. EVER. YOU CREEPY BITCH.

[_maria_traydor_]

I NEVER LIKED YOU EITHER YOU FUCKING ASSMONKEY.

[outerstellar]

FUCKING AWESOME THEN SINCE WE'RE IN AGREEMENT YOU BITCHSKANK.

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WHATCHUMAFUCKIE.

[outerstellar]

PANDA EXPRESS.

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BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK.

[outerstellar]

SINGING FISH.

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DANCING PIG.

[outerstellar]

BILL COLLECTORS.

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TELEMARKETER.

[outerstellar]

BANNANA SPLIT.

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BOILED BROCCOLI

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BURNT PIZZA.