Lies My Child Told Me
That damn kid is consuming my whole life. You'd think he needs a diaper change or a pacifier the way he's acting. He told me to stop acting awkward around him -- which I did. He told me to clean out one of the guest rooms so he could have his privacy -- which I did. But what do I get fer it?
Attitude.
I'm trying real hard to be a nice guy (I'm usually not) but Aiden just doesn't want it. He's never called me "dad" or "father" yet (though I'm sure he has plenty of other names fer me). Not to mention he has this really annoying "poor-me-nobody-understands" deal that he prolly picked up from one of them black-dressing classical bands he saw on the cortex.
Boy doesn't even act... right. Me and Milton caught a show of Seska working out and Aiden didn't seem the least bit interested. There's no doubting that she's an attractive woman, so what's up with that?
I was running a system check early this morning and happened to come across his journal. Now, I respect people's privacy (as much as humanly possible) but I was just compelled to. I mean, he goes on and on about shit like -- *glances at latest entry* holy hell...
Attitude.
I'm trying real hard to be a nice guy (I'm usually not) but Aiden just doesn't want it. He's never called me "dad" or "father" yet (though I'm sure he has plenty of other names fer me). Not to mention he has this really annoying "poor-me-nobody-understands" deal that he prolly picked up from one of them black-dressing classical bands he saw on the cortex.
Boy doesn't even act... right. Me and Milton caught a show of Seska working out and Aiden didn't seem the least bit interested. There's no doubting that she's an attractive woman, so what's up with that?
I was running a system check early this morning and happened to come across his journal. Now, I respect people's privacy (as much as humanly possible) but I was just compelled to. I mean, he goes on and on about shit like -- *glances at latest entry* holy hell...